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Lefty Mark's avatar

Being kicked out of such a church is no loss. I'd regard it as a badge of honor and wouldn't hesitate to tell everyone I knew about it. I don't know why anyone ever gives these jerks the slightest attention.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

The kingdom of heaven is like a man who sowed good seed in his <strike> parishioners</strike> field

Chris Grrr's avatar

He's a pragmatic guy. Get rid of the sinners, and the whole church experience will be nicer for the sanctified sheep who remain...

WA Bishop's avatar

Under their cotton-polyester blend shirt.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and a Peter Max poster also too

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

that explains the rainbows

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

wait a minute, you were sharing Vodka? Funny, he's never mentioned that...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

MICHELLE SHOCKED LIBUL!!1!

(at least until she went off her meds and went full metal fundie)

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

at first glance, I read that as MoDo trainspotting and thought that she's gotten into Peggy's liquor cabinet again...

Chris Grrr's avatar

Anything less than shunning the kid is "endorsing that lifestyle." (Or "condoning" it, as if they were equivalent terms.) Her sin was so grievous that even her siblings were booted. That's some high-octane love, right there.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Does the free appliance arrive sometime after you convert, then?

Chris Grrr's avatar

The mis-translations are very clear, though.

Forced sex hits rather close to home, for some, so it's really easier on the flock as a whole to change it to homosex.

Chris Grrr's avatar

A guy could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with...

Chris Grrr's avatar

This is properly sanctimonious, and closely related to the Jane Fonda Unforgivibility Doctrine.

bobbert's avatar

Mine was Comic Sans, but I got better.

Shypixel's avatar

Just wait, next they will be kicking out everyone who works at Red Lobster.

The Bible speaks very plainly about eating shellfish...