The gas leaks in Burchett’s office make it a dad-gummed Dutch Oven, because theyre emanating from his rear portal, where the Omicron Persei 8 aliens insert their probes.
Gary, I'm having so much dissonance from this Shrodinger's Nutjob debate/dilemma. I'm hoping that the RW crazies are unable to walk and chew gum, policy wise, at the same time!
I wondered if he was just trolling. Being asked about Epstein for the 738th time, he’s ready now that the GOP have roundtabled that booger and found a martyr to distract the media. “Just give a nonsensical answer.” Nothing really has meaning anymore anyway, so if our valued elected officials are asked to be transparent about whether our president abused underaged girls, they can simply reply, “you are asking about dead pedo-files when there are aliens living under your floorboards and inside your kitchen sink? The dollar is soon to be replaced by the Trump meme coin! And not only that, the moon is in Jupiter’s retrograde this month! We have bigger problems than our corrupt, abusive potus!”
I remember the day after the Orange one first got elected. New York was almost silent, like on September 12, 2001. Everyone had a hangover, except for the people in recovery, who were dark because they have to deal with all those emotions they used to drown out with drink or drugs.
I went to the cute Mexican gift shop on 3rd street near 2nd avenue. I wanted to buy something for my sister-in-law who was born on the Day of the Dead and liked skulls. I was talking to the lady in the shop and she said "I think there will be magic" and I replied, "Maybe aliens", then I pretended to be said alien, "We were waiting for you to learn warp drive energy, but when we saw who you elected, we had to step in". We both laughed, perhaps for the last time in the next four years.
If I had only known that they were lurking in the Mariana Trench all along
My friend was in Abyss, as one of the scuba divers. The underwater scenes were filmed in a giant, deep pool, but too much light was still reaching through the water from the surface. So they painted a zillion ping pong balls black and floated them on the surface. Voila! The murky depths of the deep sea...
I’ve read a lot about life on other planets and how it is pretty darn hard to have life as similar as humans given the information we know about planets in our own neighborhood AND the moons so I’m officially an expert (at least by the this administrations standards) on this. Once you get past how almost virtually impossible that is, then you need to start on how another life form can get from point A of their own planet to ours. Not saying that it’s not possible given how much we don’t know but it’s pretty darn improbable.
For a fun read and to illustrate just what a cockamamie idea it is to start a settlement even as close as the moon much less Mars, “A City on Mars” has been a fun and intelligent dive. It also makes clear that Musk has absolutely zero idea on all the details and possible execution of such a plan. Why people think he’s such a genius is beyond me.
Sorry, Dok. Flooding the zone with conspiracy theories, lies and outright fantasy IS doing Fascism. If it's all equally valid, why not believe in the guy who gives you the adrenaline and dopamine? These fuckers know reality is not their friend.
I'm not promoting solipsism. You are, by assuming your interpretation of what I said is the true and correct one instead of asking me to clarify what I meant.
Nah, I looked over your Substack, it was pretty clear that the more you speak, the less you say. Y’know, being cryptic doesn't make you seem smart and intriguing. It just makes you seem inarticulate.
Call me crazy, but I doubt we're all alone in the vast universe. Scientists seem to believe any planet that can't support HUMAN life is desolate. They should think outside the box.
Y'all may laugh, but the recent outbreak of oceanic earthquakes in the Pacific can only be explained by either the approach of the End Times, or massive wargames by hi-speed underwater craft. And I'm not gullible enough to believe that End Times stuff.
I think they changed the name from UFOs to UAPs just because UFOs got associated with flying saucers and anal probes by little green men.
So now UAPs get to be associated with “interdimensional beings” and deep ocean space aliens. (Was that really the plot of "The Abyss"? It's been a while. Dag, that thing just kept going on and on.)
The gas leaks in Burchett’s office make it a dad-gummed Dutch Oven, because theyre emanating from his rear portal, where the Omicron Persei 8 aliens insert their probes.
Whenever I encounter Tim Burchett's underwater fantasies, i can't help thinking of Namor, the Sub-Mariner, from my youth. Sufferin' Shad!
https://tombrevoort.com/2023/01/28/the-last-sub-mariner-story-of-the-1950s
“It’s too dadgum dangerous, brother!”
Sounds like somebody's channeling Snuffy Smith.
Gary, I'm having so much dissonance from this Shrodinger's Nutjob debate/dilemma. I'm hoping that the RW crazies are unable to walk and chew gum, policy wise, at the same time!
I wondered if he was just trolling. Being asked about Epstein for the 738th time, he’s ready now that the GOP have roundtabled that booger and found a martyr to distract the media. “Just give a nonsensical answer.” Nothing really has meaning anymore anyway, so if our valued elected officials are asked to be transparent about whether our president abused underaged girls, they can simply reply, “you are asking about dead pedo-files when there are aliens living under your floorboards and inside your kitchen sink? The dollar is soon to be replaced by the Trump meme coin! And not only that, the moon is in Jupiter’s retrograde this month! We have bigger problems than our corrupt, abusive potus!”
I remember the day after the Orange one first got elected. New York was almost silent, like on September 12, 2001. Everyone had a hangover, except for the people in recovery, who were dark because they have to deal with all those emotions they used to drown out with drink or drugs.
I went to the cute Mexican gift shop on 3rd street near 2nd avenue. I wanted to buy something for my sister-in-law who was born on the Day of the Dead and liked skulls. I was talking to the lady in the shop and she said "I think there will be magic" and I replied, "Maybe aliens", then I pretended to be said alien, "We were waiting for you to learn warp drive energy, but when we saw who you elected, we had to step in". We both laughed, perhaps for the last time in the next four years.
If I had only known that they were lurking in the Mariana Trench all along
My friend was in Abyss, as one of the scuba divers. The underwater scenes were filmed in a giant, deep pool, but too much light was still reaching through the water from the surface. So they painted a zillion ping pong balls black and floated them on the surface. Voila! The murky depths of the deep sea...
Ta, Dok. To his credit, Art Bell denounced racism and antisemitism while interviewing Neo-Nazis, and was a consummate entertainer.
To the tune of "Delaware" by Perry Como:
"Oh what made Lunatic, boys, what made Lunatic? ... She swallowed Donnie's cock-'n-bull, swallowed Donnie's bull."
You're welcome.
I'm very fluent in space freak speak and I'm having trouble wrapping my head around "operate through the time spaces that we currently have.”
My guess is she means the aliens can materialize in this world? Yeah that's prolly it.
If you'd like more information about the hyper reality aliens / our psychic twins from the dimension next door, check out this explainer video I made.
https://youtu.be/3Z19t00DAbc?si=ISOS7t4biDrvcK4q
Nothing has ever topped the 'lizard people in human suits' story for me.
It's a classic for a reason
I’ve read a lot about life on other planets and how it is pretty darn hard to have life as similar as humans given the information we know about planets in our own neighborhood AND the moons so I’m officially an expert (at least by the this administrations standards) on this. Once you get past how almost virtually impossible that is, then you need to start on how another life form can get from point A of their own planet to ours. Not saying that it’s not possible given how much we don’t know but it’s pretty darn improbable.
For a fun read and to illustrate just what a cockamamie idea it is to start a settlement even as close as the moon much less Mars, “A City on Mars” has been a fun and intelligent dive. It also makes clear that Musk has absolutely zero idea on all the details and possible execution of such a plan. Why people think he’s such a genius is beyond me.
Furthermore, Elon was named so by his Nazi-adjacent dad Errol, from a misreading [?] of HG Wells “Eloi” in “the Time Machine”
Sorry, Dok. Flooding the zone with conspiracy theories, lies and outright fantasy IS doing Fascism. If it's all equally valid, why not believe in the guy who gives you the adrenaline and dopamine? These fuckers know reality is not their friend.
I do like the idea that Ms. Cleo was a fascist
You sound like someone who never realized you never experience reality outside the 3lb hallucinating wet pink piece of plastic inside your skull.
Solipsism: the most boring and tedious philosophy ever invented.
I'm not promoting solipsism. You are, by assuming your interpretation of what I said is the true and correct one instead of asking me to clarify what I meant.
…You stupid fuck
Nah, I looked over your Substack, it was pretty clear that the more you speak, the less you say. Y’know, being cryptic doesn't make you seem smart and intriguing. It just makes you seem inarticulate.
Blah blah blah. Typical dipshit deflecting the actual argument.
Call me crazy, but I doubt we're all alone in the vast universe. Scientists seem to believe any planet that can't support HUMAN life is desolate. They should think outside the box.
CNN still breaking news CK.
jeez give it the fuck up already!
Y'all may laugh, but the recent outbreak of oceanic earthquakes in the Pacific can only be explained by either the approach of the End Times, or massive wargames by hi-speed underwater craft. And I'm not gullible enough to believe that End Times stuff.
I think they changed the name from UFOs to UAPs just because UFOs got associated with flying saucers and anal probes by little green men.
So now UAPs get to be associated with “interdimensional beings” and deep ocean space aliens. (Was that really the plot of "The Abyss"? It's been a while. Dag, that thing just kept going on and on.)
Given the GOP’s fetish with Anal probes…