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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Who is this "Hugh Deer" character? Any relation to Hugh Jass?

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Reddishrabbit's avatar

Remember the Maine!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

*FAP FAP FAP*

"That'll be twelve dollars, Me!"

"There you go. I'm welcome!"

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

You forgot Jagoff.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Let me guess... If you turn the letter over, it is the <i>Cakes We Like</i> list on the back.

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bobbert's avatar

Hugh and series deers!!!

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bobbert's avatar

Alvin Greene, like Trix said.

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bobbert's avatar

Did you w... oh never mind.

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bobbert's avatar

Wait. It this true, like, you know, verifiable fact?

Holy Mother of Fuck. I'm happily making jokes about hugh and series deer, and it turns out the Democrats in Tennessee selected BasilMarceaux.com, Jr.? Gee, thanks guys.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

A freaking <b>majority</b> of TN voters just go for the first name on the ballot? Why the fuck do they bother going to the polls at all if they have no clue who the candidates are?

Maybe they should nominate Hank Aaron. He's got name recognition -- and the GOP will have a hard time sneaking in a doofus candidate who tops him on the ballot.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

They just nominated him ...

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Hugh deers for Wild Life?! And not a politic sham?! Well, he's got my vote.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Someone has to put the dumb in Dumbocrat.

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PubOption's avatar

"My Maine intention is to put the bible back in school". I hope it doesn't blow up on him.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Uh, Trix . . . about that "Nominate" in your headline . . . please say it ain't so.

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