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Who is this "Hugh Deer" character? Any relation to Hugh Jass?

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Remember the Maine!

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*FAP FAP FAP*

"That'll be twelve dollars, Me!"

"There you go. I'm welcome!"

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You forgot Jagoff.

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Let me guess... If you turn the letter over, it is the <i>Cakes We Like</i> list on the back.

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Hugh and series deers!!!

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Alvin Greene, like Trix said.

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Did you w... oh never mind.

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Wait. It this true, like, you know, verifiable fact?

Holy Mother of Fuck. I'm happily making jokes about hugh and series deer, and it turns out the Democrats in Tennessee selected BasilMarceaux.com, Jr.? Gee, thanks guys.

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A freaking <b>majority</b> of TN voters just go for the first name on the ballot? Why the fuck do they bother going to the polls at all if they have no clue who the candidates are?

Maybe they should nominate Hank Aaron. He's got name recognition -- and the GOP will have a hard time sneaking in a doofus candidate who tops him on the ballot.

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They just nominated him ...

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Hugh deers for Wild Life?! And not a politic sham?! Well, he's got my vote.

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Someone has to put the dumb in Dumbocrat.

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"My Maine intention is to put the bible back in school". I hope it doesn't blow up on him.

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Uh, Trix . . . about that "Nominate" in your headline . . . please say it ain't so.

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