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We've always been at war with East Asia.

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I'm <em>so</em> glad we've got all that cleared up.

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The only "unique Tennessee solution" I care for comes in a square bottle with a black label.

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Let's call it "Nobamacare." No chance of confusion there.

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Meh, like most of the red-state NobamaCare plans, it's a watered down version of an already anemic stab at expanded health care coverage (actual Obamacare). BUT the important thing here as in all the poor white-trash states is that (hopefully) once people get a taste of having access to care, the idiots will stop voting in goose-step with the Republicans and see the value of universal health care.

Or so I can dream.

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That's all they need to cover, mainly.

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They'll need a catchy name like Obama Care to sell this to the hicks I mean Tennesseans.

Meth Care? Ham Biscuit Care? Disease Be Gone? Teeth R Us? Skoal Bandit Care?

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That train has left the station.

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Pfft, you people would be LUCKY to be Canadian in your swimsuit areas. We're a hardy and robust people!

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