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The Quirk's avatar

Assuming he can read.

fuflans's avatar

god. i hate zombies.

seriously. hate. zombies.

bobbert's avatar

<i>We do not provide tours of our Outdoor Research Facility.</i>

Jared James's avatar

What kind of idiot thinks Freedumb applies to anyone but Real True Christian Patriots? Stupid librulz, can't even read the plain language of the First Amendment.

Spurning Beer's avatar

Nor from Shinola can they distinguish their own fundament.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

And as we all know, the French are a bunch of commie socialists, so eww!

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

The answer to the problem approaching Muslin Zombie Apocalypse* is obvious: bury every dead Muslin clutching a silver cross on their chest. There. Problem solved. And I don't see any possible objection anybody could have with it.

*which I hereby ™ for my own future garage band, once I learn to play some instrument

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

No, this isn't a story about Santorum.

chascates's avatar

What the foreign kind of fucking name is DesJarlais anyways?

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Congressman Scott DesJarlis then excused himself, as he was late for his 1:00pm interview where he accused President Obama of destoying the Constitution and silencing people who have different opinions or beliefs than him.