If there's anything to be learned from the flap over MSNBC's mean cereal-based tweet, it's that you should never reduce people to one-dimensional stereotypes. (OK, that and MSNBC will lean backwards to placate screamy butthurt Republicans.) And so, with this important lesson in mind, let us consider the may facets of Tennessee Congresscritter Scott DesJarlais, who we must confess we've generally only thought of as "that hypocritical 'pro-life' douchekettle who
What kind of idiot thinks Freedumb applies to anyone but Real True Christian Patriots? Stupid librulz, can't even read the plain language of the First Amendment.
The answer to the problem approaching Muslin Zombie Apocalypse* is obvious: bury every dead Muslin clutching a silver cross on their chest. There. Problem solved. And I don't see any possible objection anybody could have with it.
*which I hereby ™ for my own future garage band, once I learn to play some instrument
Congressman Scott DesJarlis then excused himself, as he was late for his 1:00pm interview where he accused President Obama of destoying the Constitution and silencing people who have different opinions or beliefs than him.
Assuming he can read.
god. i hate zombies.
seriously. hate. zombies.
So wait, Odin?
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Trebouchet?
What kind of idiot thinks Freedumb applies to anyone but Real True Christian Patriots? Stupid librulz, can&#039;t even read the plain language of the First Amendment.
Nor from Shinola can they distinguish their own fundament.
And as we all know, the French are a bunch of commie socialists, so eww!
The answer to the problem approaching Muslin Zombie Apocalypse* is obvious: bury every dead Muslin clutching a silver cross on their chest. There. Problem solved. And I don&#039;t see any possible objection anybody could have with it.
*which I hereby &trade; for my own future garage band, once I learn to play some instrument
No, this isn&#039;t a story about Santorum.
What the foreign kind of fucking name is DesJarlais anyways?
Congressman Scott DesJarlis then excused himself, as he was late for his 1:00pm interview where he accused President Obama of destoying the Constitution and silencing people who have different opinions or beliefs than him.