If they're really dead-set on teaching creationism/intelligent design, and given the complete lack of any scientific facts to back up their theory, I'd really like to see what is on the test.
<i>Sample test over Intelligent Design</i>
1) According to Intelligent Design, the world was designed by an intelligence. (a) True. (b) False.
2) According to Intelligent Design, the world was <u>not</u> designed by an intelligence. (a) True. (b) False.
Fill in the blank with the correct word or term.
3) The theory that the universe was designed by an intelligence is known as the theory of __________ design.
4) The theory that the universe was designed by an intelligence is known as the theory of intelligent ________.
5) The theory that the ___________ was designed by an intelligence is known as the theory of intelligent design.
Talk bad about Rocky Top if you want, but you cannot deny that it lends itself to parodies. A Chapel Hill local was well-known for &quot;Rasta Top&quot;.
Geez. I never would have sweated studying for biology exams if I could have answered &quot;God did it&quot; to every question. My GPA would have been through the roof.
Of course, the only thing I&#039;d be qualified for was a job that included the phrase &quot;D&#039;ya want lids on these?&quot;. Just like they&#039;re going to be.
Seriously, when I look around me, not far from the Tennessee border, I have to wonder how these people came about. They don&#039;t seem evolved and who the hell would create them?
When I was teaching, one of my colleagues, when pressed to teach creationism, also demanded the right to teach how Vishnu dreamed the world, Buddhism&#039;s expanding universe, Ahura Mazda, etc. It&#039;s only fair, right?
Up next, Tennessee to require teaching prayer cures in medical schools. Also Bible physics, which explains motion as &quot;god&#039;s will&quot; thereby allowing &quot;god made my car swerve&quot; defense in court.
Never heard of it...but I looked at the website...pretty cool.
to be fair, science is hard.
Well...as long as we&#039;re making silly demands, I demand that the Spaghetti Monster be included in the mix.
If they&#039;re really dead-set on teaching creationism/intelligent design, and given the complete lack of any scientific facts to back up their theory, I&#039;d really like to see what is on the test.
<i>Sample test over Intelligent Design</i>
1) According to Intelligent Design, the world was designed by an intelligence. (a) True. (b) False.
2) According to Intelligent Design, the world was <u>not</u> designed by an intelligence. (a) True. (b) False.
Fill in the blank with the correct word or term.
3) The theory that the universe was designed by an intelligence is known as the theory of __________ design.
4) The theory that the universe was designed by an intelligence is known as the theory of intelligent ________.
5) The theory that the ___________ was designed by an intelligence is known as the theory of intelligent design.
Oh MY!
Nicely done
Pentacostasaur
Talk bad about Rocky Top if you want, but you cannot deny that it lends itself to parodies. A Chapel Hill local was well-known for &quot;Rasta Top&quot;.
I don&#039;t know. But I do know that Barney is Satan&#039;s dinosaur.
Hey, people have been doing it for global warming for years and it was chilly last week so there you go.
Geez. I never would have sweated studying for biology exams if I could have answered &quot;God did it&quot; to every question. My GPA would have been through the roof.
Of course, the only thing I&#039;d be qualified for was a job that included the phrase &quot;D&#039;ya want lids on these?&quot;. Just like they&#039;re going to be.
Seriously, when I look around me, not far from the Tennessee border, I have to wonder how these people came about. They don&#039;t seem evolved and who the hell would create them?
When I was teaching, one of my colleagues, when pressed to teach creationism, also demanded the right to teach how Vishnu dreamed the world, Buddhism&#039;s expanding universe, Ahura Mazda, etc. It&#039;s only fair, right?
The Tennessee Legislature has finally proven <i>The Theory of Devolution</i>.
Up next, Tennessee to require teaching prayer cures in medical schools. Also Bible physics, which explains motion as &quot;god&#039;s will&quot; thereby allowing &quot;god made my car swerve&quot; defense in court.
See. If Al Gore had gone to a fine Tennessee public school instead of St. Alban&#039;s, there wouldn&#039;t even be any global warming.