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Dude, I got the job! I GOT THE FUKKIN JOB!

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You don't?

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I'm pretty sure Tennessee has real, actual problems that the Governor should be dealing with. (Isn't there a plague on or something?) and if he's truely interested in protecting girls and women there are a few Dominionist and other Fundy churches and schools that need cleaning up.

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They make whiskey and jackasses.

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Ye gods. Having gone through high school in FL.... 100% yes. It's AWFUL. I mean, high school is pretty awful regardless, but we were being taught shit like The Lost Cause and trickle-down economics as cold, hard fact. De-programming myself has taken YEARS. (And Wonkette. Wonkette helps.)

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Again, I will NEVER visit the south.

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This was a South Park episode.

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Tennessee has real, actual problems that the governor is distracting from.

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Anything to gin up the base. As if those politicians give a rats a$$ about who uses what bathroom. But they've got elections to win, so someone has to be the sacrificial straw man

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Their Chief Executive Savior set the bar very high.

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So what major sporting or other events does Tennessee host besides the Grand Ole Opry??? What can be cancelled??

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It's religion. Unquestioning belief in a higher authority.

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I never follow those signs, portable or plumbed, and no one has ever questioned me.

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I will, because family. And not all Southerners are fools. Just all (R) Southerners. Well, make that (R)s, full stop.

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This facility maintains a policy of allowing the use of restrooms by either biological sex, regardless of the designation on the restroom.So they're going to make sure they can point to some guy using the women's room, because the wording of this basically means anyone gets to use any bathroom they want. And you know there will be assholes who deliberately go into the women's room to be assholes (or worse) just so they can smugly point to the sign and say, "well, this says I can be in here."

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Where do we get those tshirts?

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