In the NBA right now it is hard to justify giving anybody other than Lebron James the Most Valuable Player award. No one else has displayed such individual dominance in the game, and it is virtually impossible to imagine anyone else catching up with the forward. Likewise, we here at Wonkette are simply in awe of Tennessee state Senator and fully realized moral scold stereotype Stacy Campfield and his amazing record of performance art-worthy work in the first three months of this year. This is what a Legislative Shitmuffin of the Year champion looks like people!
I think Mr. Campfield learned everything he knows about sex from the back of a Captain Crunch cereal. box.
I LOVED that movie!!
I thought Tennessee's Sex Week included workshops on incest and farm animals.
My comment about the state having workshops during Sex Week on ince*t and farm animals didn't make it past the adminbot!
i can't unsee that.
It's NOT supposed to feel good. Welcome to Vonnegut's "Welcome To The Monkey House."
Sex: if you're not doing it wrong you're not supporting God's plan for America.
Stacey and Lindsay aren't stage names, right?