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There is no "abortion industry" because if there was you can bet Republicans would be trying to subsidize it and PROTECT it from regulation like they do with any other for-profit corporate entity, but nice attempt trying to spin your idiocy as a brave stance against Big Abortion.

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I brought booze, you guys. Line forms to the left.

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Why do the wingnuts of the Tea Party always sport the same 5-6 hairstyles?

Is there a picturebook that they must follow, akin to North Korea (DPRK)?

http://newsfeed.time.com/20...

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What's with the shoe polish jet-black hair fetish that the men wear?

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You can't make up names like this as a writer. You'd create a disconnect with the reader.

Sheila = BLIND (Latin/Celtic meaning) http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...

Butts = REAR-ENDS

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Sheila Butts = BLIND ASSES

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I was thinking Kardashians.

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We've come such a long way, though! In the old days vaginas were steam powered. Imagine all that noise and confusion...and the frightened horses!

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Mae Beavers says that that isn't funny.

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And her cousins Harry and Bigger.

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Gwyneth Paltrow's still is

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The true winner of Florida's electoral votes in the 2000 election?

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The present location of Maine Governor Paul LePage's red stapler?

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The number of little tykes birthed by the Queen of BabbleOn?

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Sheila Butt's next act will be to rename the University of Tennessee's sportsball teams to The Fightin' Fetuses.

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Related: This school is a riot. http://wreg.com/2015/04/21/...

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but who raped who that didn't shut the sperm thing down?

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"...because we understand that in most instances, this is not verifiable."

Maybe off topic, but only rape is sometimes 'not verifiable', incest certainly always would be. So separate the two in the bill.

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