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JAWs's avatar

There is no "abortion industry" because if there was you can bet Republicans would be trying to subsidize it and PROTECT it from regulation like they do with any other for-profit corporate entity, but nice attempt trying to spin your idiocy as a brave stance against Big Abortion.

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Wombat's avatar

I brought booze, you guys. Line forms to the left.

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RecreationalPilot's avatar

Why do the wingnuts of the Tea Party always sport the same 5-6 hairstyles?

Is there a picturebook that they must follow, akin to North Korea (DPRK)?

http://newsfeed.time.com/20...

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What's with the shoe polish jet-black hair fetish that the men wear?

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RecreationalPilot's avatar

You can't make up names like this as a writer. You'd create a disconnect with the reader.

Sheila = BLIND (Latin/Celtic meaning) http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...

Butts = REAR-ENDS

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Sheila Butts = BLIND ASSES

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Amy!'s avatar

I was thinking Kardashians.

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Geoff Alnutt's avatar

We've come such a long way, though! In the old days vaginas were steam powered. Imagine all that noise and confusion...and the frightened horses!

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manndan's avatar

Mae Beavers says that that isn't funny.

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Dudleydidwrong's avatar

And her cousins Harry and Bigger.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Gwyneth Paltrow's still is

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Lefty Mark's avatar

The true winner of Florida's electoral votes in the 2000 election?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

The present location of Maine Governor Paul LePage's red stapler?

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chicken thief's avatar

The number of little tykes birthed by the Queen of BabbleOn?

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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

Sheila Butt's next act will be to rename the University of Tennessee's sportsball teams to The Fightin' Fetuses.

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PubOption's avatar

Related: This school is a riot. http://wreg.com/2015/04/21/...

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r m reddicks's avatar

but who raped who that didn't shut the sperm thing down?

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chicken thief's avatar

"...because we understand that in most instances, this is not verifiable."

Maybe off topic, but only rape is sometimes 'not verifiable', incest certainly always would be. So separate the two in the bill.

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