10 Comments
User's avatar
SullivanSt's avatar

Also would require not still being the party of Strom Thurmond.

Expand full comment
Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Are you still buying the car?

Expand full comment
Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Pi shall henceforth be 3.0. (hat tip to Heinlein )

Expand full comment
Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"Daddy...I beat all of the kids at dodgeball in my 2nd grade class today!"

"Son, that 'cuz yer 14."

Expand full comment
Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Putting Tennessee First Act</i>

Of course now their only experience with science will be from their common-law wife's meth lab.

Expand full comment
BarackMyWorld's avatar

The band or the NFL team?

Wait, I know..."All of 'em, Katie."

Expand full comment
BarackMyWorld's avatar

Proving once again that you don't have to be able to spell "xenophobic" to be xenophobic. Hell, if anything there's a reverse correlation.

Expand full comment
SullivanSt's avatar

My kids' High School?

Expand full comment
SullivanSt's avatar

Mumble mumble Federal government has exercised its right to set a national immigration policy mumble mumble preempts States from interfering mumble mumble

Mumble mumble unintended consequences mumble mumble maybe shouldn't have been so concerned about breaking the teachers' union mumble mumble

Expand full comment
Mahousu's avatar

The true racists are the ones who notice this racist bill is racist.

Expand full comment