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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Happily, evolution believes in them.

RobKanC's avatar

For all the sex hating from the GOP side, they sure cannot stop having sex scandals all over the place. They should start regulating their own pants.

Alex Grey's avatar

Ironic that the Bible is just chock full of sex isn't it?

Kevin Morin's avatar

Jed: "Well I reckon we and our Tennessee kin now have an official book, this here Holy Bible." "Jethro, commence to deciphering!"

Jethro: "Abraham begat Isaac, Isaac begat Jacob, Jacob begat Judas, Judas begat Phares, Phares begat Esrom....dang it Uncle Jed, this book sucks!"

chicken thief's avatar

Ok, did you take the tour of the city or just hang out in the bar area by the river? Both have their pluses, but the city as a whole is nice! Dem mayor also too I think, doing some nice things down town.

Left Coast Tom's avatar

Tennessee is the state that hurt the brains of thinking people by holding the Scopes Trial.

Up In Smoke O'hontas's avatar

IKR? Witty and good shoes I could handle, but beautiful on top of that.... I may have to extend an invite to the hot tub...to which all Wonketeers are welcome, of course!

Hobbes' Evil Twin's avatar

These fuckers do understand that there are actual things they need to do to keep their government functioning, right? Bueller?

Hobbes' Evil Twin's avatar

are you sure it's not St. Ronnie of Reagan?

TimJ's avatar

Thanks Dok! Maybe I'd have read it more carefully in school if 1984 had had that cover.

grindstone, Sister Foul Mouth's avatar

Hey I'm from Florida and I resent ......no wait, I don't. You nailed it. Carry on.

grindstone, Sister Foul Mouth's avatar

But she'll bless the *shit* outta your heart.

grindstone, Sister Foul Mouth's avatar

When your religious ideas aren't enough on their own, when the pews don't fill up, when the collection basket looks thin, when people "not like you" move into the neighborhood, you can either take a good hard solid honest look at your beliefs, shake the hand of the new neighbors, and evolve....or.... double down by trying to codify your beliefs into law. Tennessee has chosen poorly.