Not nearly enough pickups to be Tennessee [wonkbar]a href="https: //wonkette.substack.com/p/oh-great-now-even-the-southerns-are-gender-fluid"[/wonkbar]It's been a busy week for the Tennessee Legislature, which voted Monday to name the Holy Bible the state's "official book," so it can join the official gun (.50 cal Barrett sniper rifle, manufactured in the state),
Ok, did you take the tour of the city or just hang out in the bar area by the river? Both have their pluses, but the city as a whole is nice! Dem mayor also too I think, doing some nice things down town.
IKR? Witty and good shoes I could handle, but beautiful on top of that.... I may have to extend an invite to the hot tub...to which all Wonketeers are welcome, of course!
When your religious ideas aren't enough on their own, when the pews don't fill up, when the collection basket looks thin, when people "not like you" move into the neighborhood, you can either take a good hard solid honest look at your beliefs, shake the hand of the new neighbors, and evolve....or.... double down by trying to codify your beliefs into law. Tennessee has chosen poorly.
Happily, evolution believes in them.
For all the sex hating from the GOP side, they sure cannot stop having sex scandals all over the place. They should start regulating their own pants.
Ironic that the Bible is just chock full of sex isn't it?
Jed: "Well I reckon we and our Tennessee kin now have an official book, this here Holy Bible." "Jethro, commence to deciphering!"
Jethro: "Abraham begat Isaac, Isaac begat Jacob, Jacob begat Judas, Judas begat Phares, Phares begat Esrom....dang it Uncle Jed, this book sucks!"
Ok, did you take the tour of the city or just hang out in the bar area by the river? Both have their pluses, but the city as a whole is nice! Dem mayor also too I think, doing some nice things down town.
Tennessee is the state that hurt the brains of thinking people by holding the Scopes Trial.
IKR? Witty and good shoes I could handle, but beautiful on top of that.... I may have to extend an invite to the hot tub...to which all Wonketeers are welcome, of course!
"Morans".
FIFY
These fuckers do understand that there are actual things they need to do to keep their government functioning, right? Bueller?
are you sure it's not St. Ronnie of Reagan?
Thanks Dok! Maybe I'd have read it more carefully in school if 1984 had had that cover.
Hey I'm from Florida and I resent ......no wait, I don't. You nailed it. Carry on.
But she'll bless the *shit* outta your heart.
Swamp Fox?
When your religious ideas aren't enough on their own, when the pews don't fill up, when the collection basket looks thin, when people "not like you" move into the neighborhood, you can either take a good hard solid honest look at your beliefs, shake the hand of the new neighbors, and evolve....or.... double down by trying to codify your beliefs into law. Tennessee has chosen poorly.
Yes, him.