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Long ago when I lived there, OK also had a long prohibiting mention of Teh Gay in schools. I think it was declared unconstitutional, but that doesn't stop these fools trying.

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Or they just go online, like everybody else does today.

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Telepathic recruiting-- we can't stop it YET. . . .

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I'm going to go out on a limb and speculate that Spencer probably had a poster of Anita Bryant in a bikini and drinking orange juice that he jacked off to when he was an adolescent. Ol' Spence has a lot of hidden issues.

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"Below high school level", eh? In Tennesee, that means a lot of kids will NEVER get the word.

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Where are the fucking tornadoes when you need 'em?

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Then you're not doing it right...

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How will a teacher answer "What are these Westboro Baptist people protesting about?"

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"I will happily do ________ for a thousand bucks."

A rich hustler is a happy hustler.

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How lucky for Tennessee that all their other problems are solved so they can finally focus on this!

And by giving parents the opportunity to explain sex to their children in their own special way ("open wide while daddy shows you where the penis goes") this will be a great step toward reducing teen pregnancy in the state.

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He's got a girl's name but is doing a boy's job. He's a special kinda guy.

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