Tennessee’s legislative filing date is this Thursday, and the representatives of the Volunteer State have come out in full force to give us all a laugh, which really is their only job when you think about it.
I would question why there is still cock-fighting. Is it legal? If so the whole 'yeah and a kid was there' is moot. If it isn't the the whole 'oh yeah a kid was there too" is insane.
Mind you, we are talking about a state where apparently it is rather common for someone with a security tag on their purchase to be able to leave the store, without anybody saying 'Excuse me...', so frequent it requires a LAW to deal with it. What do the staff think that alarm sound is?
I lived in Tennessee for a couple of years before getting stranded up in PalinLand by the crapiest band I ever played in. Eventually I made it down to Seattle, and retiring from the fucking humongous airplane company. Folks kept asking if I was moving back home to Tenn or KY after retirement. These are the reasons I said no.
NO ALCOHOL SALES on the driver license, well that assumes the fuck out of them actually being able to read anything but the buybell. Better to stamp it in the margins of Genesis.
The first Bible I got as a kid was an illustrated version actually.
"We would question why it’s not a felony"
I would question why there is still cock-fighting. Is it legal? If so the whole 'yeah and a kid was there' is moot. If it isn't the the whole 'oh yeah a kid was there too" is insane.
Mind you, we are talking about a state where apparently it is rather common for someone with a security tag on their purchase to be able to leave the store, without anybody saying 'Excuse me...', so frequent it requires a LAW to deal with it. What do the staff think that alarm sound is?
The link to the pic of the gunpenis seems not to work.
and cheese?
The Koran, methinks
Thanks for letting me know. Fixed it.
Thanks for the heads up. Should be fixed.
So they're fine if, say, the new black panthers and memphis mosque get a couple of those Barrett Model 82A1 rifle bad boys?
I lived in Tennessee for a couple of years before getting stranded up in PalinLand by the crapiest band I ever played in. Eventually I made it down to Seattle, and retiring from the fucking humongous airplane company. Folks kept asking if I was moving back home to Tenn or KY after retirement. These are the reasons I said no.
Yeah, my first thought on that was "Cock-fights are legal?" Next was "Can I take a kid to a bear-baiting?"
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"Jonny, go and get Rover, we've got a new game for him."
My word, "Creeping Christianity" has wonderful alliteration, don't you think?
NO ALCOHOL SALES on the driver license, well that assumes the fuck out of them actually being able to read anything but the buybell. Better to stamp it in the margins of Genesis.
makes more sense than "creeping sharia". also alcohol is bad because it kills people but guns aren't?
The best part is you can't buy alcohol but you can drive and you can most definitely shoot yer gunz! Whoo-hoo freedumb!