Greenbrier, Tennessee, Mayor Billy Wilson was arrested Monday and charged with theft for stealing funds from the city's Toys for Tots charity. At press time, the whereabouts of the town's supply of Tar Tinkers, Who Hoovers, Gar Ginkers and Slu Slumkers could not be ascertained, although it is thought that Wilson may have already sold a valuable Who Carnio Flunx on ebay for several thousand dollars.
See what happens when your mom and dad are also too first cousins .The off spring from these relations tend to have a lot of excess water upon the brain that causes them to do stupid ass stuff,kind of like knowing they are being watched and saying ahh hell theys aint smart enough to catch me stealing from a bunch of poor kids so I is going to keep right on takin cause I am the mayor
Does it say &quot;King of Greenbrier&quot; on the other side?
In jail, he might get his Poopshoozler enlarged a few sizes too big
That shirt so&#039;s when he gets pulled over at 3pm with a drunk hooker in his lap he can avoid the whole time-consuming routine about &quot;Do you know who I AM?&quot;
He&#039;s fixin&#039; to get a new Aircraft Orange jumpsuit.
At least before they took the mug shot photo he took off his nifty blue vest.
The real question is: Did Billy Wilson reduce taxes? Because if so, then hell, murder someone and that&#039;s ok.
Mmmmm....tater tots.......Wait, what??
Really, how can you not?
Note to Bill O&#039;Reilly: the ringleaders for THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS? They&#039;re hiding out in Tennessee.
Meh. If those greedy Taker Tots want toys, they should get jobs.
Somehow I expected him to be a little greener.
$60,000? For kids? In Tennessee?
Hell, not even half that would buy a lot of really nice sticks, or possum skulls, or empty shotgun shells or something, which I&#039;m sure kids from Tennessee would probably be used to playing with. Right?