Tennessee legislators were worried that the new porcelain fixture in a corner of a remodeled Capitol restroom might splash Sharia Law all over them, but building managers were quick to reassure them that it was merely a mop sink.
They wouldn't know that because their parents protested when the school tried to teach world religions such as Islam. (See 2 articles on home page of Wonkette).
10% of the nerve endings in the body are down there, IIRC.
Reflexologists and/or brain researchers sometimes say the pathways that carry / receptors that receive genital-pleasing signals are close to those for the feets.
Wait, don't forget the part about giving tons of munniez to the telemegapreachers. (That's not really a part in there but hallelujah, fleecing the gullible for freedum!!!)
Of the 10 commandments, only two are applicable to our legal system: - no murdering (except when standing your ground) - no stealing (except from medicare to pay for tax cuts)
We're still free to: - worship other gods - make graven images (especially of the man-on-a-stick variety) - violate the sabbath - covet people and things - dishonor our parents - lie
They wouldn't know that because their parents protested when the school tried to teach world religions such as Islam. (See 2 articles on home page of Wonkette).
You&#039;re supposed to hover (<i>not</i> hoover).
Alas, not in the Statehouse.
Not in my family.
State legislatures: America&#039;s best advertisement for universal mental health coverage.
It&#039;s been too long since I did some hardcore, righteous coveting.
I&#039;ll be in my bunker.
10% of the nerve endings in the body are down there, IIRC.
Reflexologists and/or brain researchers sometimes say the pathways that carry / receptors that receive genital-pleasing signals are close to those for the feets.
If Gawd intended us to void into water, He would&#039;ve made it fall from the sky.
/ &#039;Terlets&#039; - heh!
So you&#039;re why we smelly Occupy hippies can&#039;t have nice restroom facilities.
Wait, don&#039;t forget the part about giving tons of munniez to the telemegapreachers. (That&#039;s not really a part in there but hallelujah, fleecing the gullible for freedum!!!)
So many frights, so little time.
Of the 10 commandments, only two are applicable to our legal system: - no murdering (except when standing your ground) - no stealing (except from medicare to pay for tax cuts)
We&#039;re still free to: - worship other gods - make graven images (especially of the man-on-a-stick variety) - violate the sabbath - covet people and things - dishonor our parents - lie
This footwashing will end when Georgia gets all of Tennessee&#039;s water. <a href="http://www.theatlanticwire...." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2013/03/g...">http://www.theatlanticwire....
and the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
praise the Lord and pass the snakes!