Tennessee legislators were worried that the new porcelain fixture in a corner of a remodeled Capitol restroom might splash Sharia Law all over them, but building managers were quick to reassure them that it was merely a mop sink. As we all know, Muslim footbaths threaten America's social fabric
They wouldn't know that because their parents protested when the school tried to teach world religions such as Islam. (See 2 articles on home page of Wonkette).
10% of the nerve endings in the body are down there, IIRC.
Reflexologists and/or brain researchers sometimes say the pathways that carry / receptors that receive genital-pleasing signals are close to those for the feets.
Wait, don't forget the part about giving tons of munniez to the telemegapreachers. (That's not really a part in there but hallelujah, fleecing the gullible for freedum!!!)
Of the 10 commandments, only two are applicable to our legal system: - no murdering (except when standing your ground) - no stealing (except from medicare to pay for tax cuts)
We're still free to: - worship other gods - make graven images (especially of the man-on-a-stick variety) - violate the sabbath - covet people and things - dishonor our parents - lie
They wouldn't know that because their parents protested when the school tried to teach world religions such as Islam. (See 2 articles on home page of Wonkette).
You&#039;re supposed to hover (<i>not</i> hoover).
Alas, not in the Statehouse.
Not in my family.
State legislatures: America&#039;s best advertisement for universal mental health coverage.
It&#039;s been too long since I did some hardcore, righteous coveting.
I&#039;ll be in my bunker.
10% of the nerve endings in the body are down there, IIRC.
Reflexologists and/or brain researchers sometimes say the pathways that carry / receptors that receive genital-pleasing signals are close to those for the feets.
If Gawd intended us to void into water, He would&#039;ve made it fall from the sky.
/ &#039;Terlets&#039; - heh!
So you&#039;re why we smelly Occupy hippies can&#039;t have nice restroom facilities.
Wait, don&#039;t forget the part about giving tons of munniez to the telemegapreachers. (That&#039;s not really a part in there but hallelujah, fleecing the gullible for freedum!!!)
So many frights, so little time.
Of the 10 commandments, only two are applicable to our legal system: - no murdering (except when standing your ground) - no stealing (except from medicare to pay for tax cuts)
We&#039;re still free to: - worship other gods - make graven images (especially of the man-on-a-stick variety) - violate the sabbath - covet people and things - dishonor our parents - lie
This footwashing will end when Georgia gets all of Tennessee&#039;s water. <a href="http://www.theatlanticwire...." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2013/03/g...">http://www.theatlanticwire....
and the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
praise the Lord and pass the snakes!