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EmmettGrogan's avatar

They wouldn't know that because their parents protested when the school tried to teach world religions such as Islam. (See 2 articles on home page of Wonkette).

Mahousu's avatar

You're supposed to hover (<i>not</i> hoover).

malsperanza's avatar

Alas, not in the Statehouse.

malsperanza's avatar

State legislatures: America's best advertisement for universal mental health coverage.

Chris Grrr's avatar

It's been too long since I did some hardcore, righteous coveting.

Chris Grrr's avatar

I'll be in my bunker.

Chris Grrr's avatar

10% of the nerve endings in the body are down there, IIRC.

Reflexologists and/or brain researchers sometimes say the pathways that carry / receptors that receive genital-pleasing signals are close to those for the feets.

Chris Grrr's avatar

If Gawd intended us to void into water, He would've made it fall from the sky.

/ 'Terlets' - heh!

Chris Grrr's avatar

So you're why we smelly Occupy hippies can't have nice restroom facilities.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Wait, don't forget the part about giving tons of munniez to the telemegapreachers. (That's not really a part in there but hallelujah, fleecing the gullible for freedum!!!)

Chris Grrr's avatar

So many frights, so little time.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Of the 10 commandments, only two are applicable to our legal system: - no murdering (except when standing your ground) - no stealing (except from medicare to pay for tax cuts)

We're still free to: - worship other gods - make graven images (especially of the man-on-a-stick variety) - violate the sabbath - covet people and things - dishonor our parents - lie

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

This footwashing will end when Georgia gets all of Tennessee's water. <a href="http://www.theatlanticwire...." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2013/03/g...">http://www.theatlanticwire....

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

praise the Lord and pass the snakes!