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Oh no. The Holy Yak's Blood is empty.

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Run, hell. Imagine trying to fight wearing that shit.

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Brace yourself.

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Yiddish?

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WTF!?!? They didnt put thooz probably thug mooslim gangsta terrorist in jail for ever!?!!!?!!11!1eleventy!1! ME IS AFRAID!!!

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Liam Neeson has a particular set of kilts.

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Prison is extreme, but when you have to sit at the back of the class and look at your student's underwear, the look gets old pretty damn fast- 20 years ago. I still don't get it. One of my sons does this, also, too. The other son is sensible.

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Before you drop your pants to make a statement, you need to ask yourself what kind of a statement you're making.

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You win.

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I want them both.

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It does kinda look like an elephant (waaay too graphic)

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It's about power and domination, not about sex

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like my favorite Benny Hill song lyric "you can always tell who the best man is, at the streaker's ball"

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I would see adult men walking around Stanford (I had a quasi job there in my past life-nepotism related) with their pant leg tucked in their sock who had forgotten to extract it once they were back on terra firma (I was trying to avoid saying "pull it back out.")

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wot if they have Native Merkin blood?

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oui

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