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Don't be silly, we don't grow terrorists, we have a lone wolf problem

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Fine. And, dear lady, did you forget to exclude religious schools in your little fun bill? Because now allllll those lovely christian schools and preschools are gonna be forbade as wellso suck on it

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Also, has some local hillbilly started a petition to get this guy kicked out of the Tennessee school system? His defense of Islamic history is obviously an attack on Christianity, and he should be punished.

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Like jeebus, it's real if you believe it.

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Obviously they can't include Egypt, since the Pharaoh was considered a living god, or Rome, because Christ, or the middle ages with the Crusades, or the Reformation, or China due to Buddhism, or Japan with Shintoism. Based on his concern with the level of (non)religious indoctrination, no history at all in 7th grade for TN students, then?

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Also, Judaism and early Christianity get covered in 6th grade

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OOOOOkay. Where's the Onion link?

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You ain't teachin' nothin' about no god unless it's the raght vershin of our Jesus (tm).

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You're right, Heywood, I'll believe it ... 'cause it makes me giggle.

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Wonkette, I am so disappointed in you. Not one crack about Rep. Butt's name. Do I have to pick the low-hanging fruit for you?

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No teaching religeon? What like Christianity?

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Picking his butt

Giggedty

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To be fair, don't think you've got the attention span to do the whole indoctrination thing. Any nutters are a happy accident.

(And Jen, if you are insulted by that, remember; I have an English accent. Reread that in an English accent - Matt Smith/11th Doctor is probably the closest reference point you'll have. Now I'm raising an eyebrow provocatively....)

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I have faith in George Washington as a demi-god. And Saint Ronnie. Quick- get to Tennessee and set up religions worshipping Republican icons!

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But if she gets it passed, at least until it gets overturned as a violation of the 1st Amendment, that means they won't be allowed to teach the development of monotheism, and Judaism, and the Ten Commandments....

mark "unintended consequences"

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A freind of mine lived in Alabama (I think she married a yank).

Anyway, she has moved back to Blighty, and is now a lesbian.

TimelineUK; Mad on Boys.Moved To AlabamaMoved back to UK, Now a Lesbian.

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