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I heard it was being replaced by the much cheaper and convenient Grindr, Tindr, Growlr, etc.

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Yeah, because not killing people isn't enough of a motive.

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See "young men stupid enough to drive drunk" above. "Not killing people" is literally not motive enough for them.

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Thank the dog above that Tennessee is a skinny state, and you can get through it pretty fast if you're drunk and ignore the speed limit signs.

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those are in addition to- a quick look at any college bar on a Saturday night shows they're still primarily meat markets

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As a lush, and with a background in graphic design, this campaign will be ineffective. That typography is too hard to read when drunk, especially in a dim bar. The design is just bad, people don't like a wordy chunk of text, in type that's an eyesore. All those words were meant to go on a coaster? Really? Yeah, I'm sure drunk bros will read that. Yikes, design fail, never mind the message.

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That would be a world without sex.

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hey! . . . that logo was designed on the same typewriter that Jeb! used so it must be klassy.

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. . . and why does Wonkette get the red squiggly treatment?

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I lived in Nashville for a year and a half. The statistic I heard was that, on Friday Nights, 75% of the drivers on the road were impaired.

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It's right up there with the Don't Rape messages on the urinal screens.

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Then I doubt sleeping with an ugly girl will be motivation either. That just results in a funny story to tell your bros later.

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What the world needs is better public transportation, and driverless cars. Get as shitfaced as you like, sleep with whoever you want.

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So from my personal point of view,Find another state or maybe two.

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Who's idea was this little gem?You realize ad campaigns don't materialize as if by spontaneous generation. There is a rather lengthy process for an ad to come to volition! A major campaign such as this one had dozens of people climbing all over it.Which means only one thing!Now we know how Bob Corker got elected.

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