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As I understand it the Universal Postal Union is a associated with the United Nations, so that identification should be total heresy among wingnuts.

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Ah, Canada. She was supposed to be blessed with the benefits of British government, American technology and French culture. Instead she got British technology, American culture and French government.

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I bet that guy is fun in airports....

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thinks Mr. “What is not my name?” should do time in that prison we keep - in Cuba.

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Good heavens! I hope I never succumb to illness by a chemist, lest my skin turn blue.

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Wingnut on Wingnut crime always brings a smile to my face.

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Dude's "Great Seal" looks like a bird to me.

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The original Ponzi scheme was based on claiming to make money on the arbitrage of International Postal Reply coupons.

An enterprising reporter finally looked into it and Mr. Ponzi was taking in far more cash than the total value of all the outstanding coupons.

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I prefer "Hakanufatata" - "We're about to run out of cheese."

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<i>The Great Seal of Mark Shannon Manuel</i>? Or the Greatest Seal of Mark Shannon Manuel?

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I always preferred <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=ri7O3o1fsRc" target="_blank">this</a> version of that routine.

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And I thought "sovereign citizens" only <a href="http:\/\/www.rawstory.com\/rs\/2014\/03\/10\/sovereign-citizens-in-georgia-to-serve-prison-time-for-trying-to-take-over-foreclosed-homes\/" target="_blank">stole people's houses.</a>

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Con men seek out the dumbfucks of the world, for obvious reasons. Not surprisingly, the targets are preppers, teabaggers, Xtian fundies, and right-wing loons of every imaginable persuasion. Between the teevee preachers, the Palins, the GOP and Faux News, it's a wonder these people have a dime left among them.

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Smart, too.

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<i>“It’s permanent,” Craig said.</i>

For someone facing 30 years in prison, being permanently dyed blue is probably a pretty good cock blocker. Unless Big Louie happens to have a Smurf fetish.

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I don't have a great seal, but I do have a pretty good walrus. Can I at least get a deduction on my taxes, then?

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