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PubOption's avatar

As I understand it the Universal Postal Union is a associated with the United Nations, so that identification should be total heresy among wingnuts.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Ah, Canada. She was supposed to be blessed with the benefits of British government, American technology and French culture. Instead she got British technology, American culture and French government.

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diogenez's avatar

I bet that guy is fun in airports....

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diogenez's avatar

thinks Mr. “What is not my name?” should do time in that prison we keep - in Cuba.

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diogenez's avatar

Good heavens! I hope I never succumb to illness by a chemist, lest my skin turn blue.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Wingnut on Wingnut crime always brings a smile to my face.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Dude's "Great Seal" looks like a bird to me.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

The original Ponzi scheme was based on claiming to make money on the arbitrage of International Postal Reply coupons.

An enterprising reporter finally looked into it and Mr. Ponzi was taking in far more cash than the total value of all the outstanding coupons.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I prefer "Hakanufatata" - "We're about to run out of cheese."

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>The Great Seal of Mark Shannon Manuel</i>? Or the Greatest Seal of Mark Shannon Manuel?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I always preferred <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=ri7O3o1fsRc" target="_blank">this</a> version of that routine.

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Jared James's avatar

And I thought "sovereign citizens" only <a href="http:\/\/www.rawstory.com\/rs\/2014\/03\/10\/sovereign-citizens-in-georgia-to-serve-prison-time-for-trying-to-take-over-foreclosed-homes\/" target="_blank">stole people's houses.</a>

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Con men seek out the dumbfucks of the world, for obvious reasons. Not surprisingly, the targets are preppers, teabaggers, Xtian fundies, and right-wing loons of every imaginable persuasion. Between the teevee preachers, the Palins, the GOP and Faux News, it's a wonder these people have a dime left among them.

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The Quirk's avatar

Smart, too.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>“It’s permanent,” Craig said.</i>

For someone facing 30 years in prison, being permanently dyed blue is probably a pretty good cock blocker. Unless Big Louie happens to have a Smurf fetish.

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Mahousu's avatar

I don't have a great seal, but I do have a pretty good walrus. Can I at least get a deduction on my taxes, then?

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