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The Quirk's avatar

If you could only put a human brain into that cute guy Carrot-Top, or a soul into Campfield.

The Quirk's avatar

HEY! Save that science-y stuff for FRIDAY!. Brains have nothing to do w/ this situation.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Why do you hate job creatin' so much?

Chris Grrr's avatar

A little Febreze of Compassion would only help, too.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Do you suppose he'll proudly tell the story at his next church elders' meeting?

Chris Grrr's avatar

I have to admire the dexterity required to start a sentence with this man's name and then bring it around to <i>any</i> definition of "class."

Chris Grrr's avatar

"I'd like to help ya, son, But you're too young to vote." ♬

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I suppose this girl will be seen next time at some stoplight with a "Will learn for food" sign.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Well, that should score some points for the GOP. Good luck with that "outreach" program, assholes.

PubOption's avatar

On the Greyhound to New York, apparently.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...with such stringent repercussions for parents on social welfare, I assume he will hold businesses on corporate welfare to the same standard?!

Joshua Norton's avatar

They are exactly who we thought they were.

Shypixel's avatar

To be fair, we are probably all just props in his Randian Fantasy World.

Shypixel's avatar

They can make their tent as big as they want, won't help unless they widen the fuckin' entrance...

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...anyone part of the Republican Party should really think twice about criticizing anyone about using "props"! Considering the fact that "Dubya!" landed on a Nimitz class aircraft carrier with a banner saying "Mission Accomplished"!!!

Fartknocker's avatar

Given the comments from the newspaper it's actually quite understandable as to how a shitmuffin like this is not only voted into office but embraced. I recall that one community was going to have a mosque but after an arson fire, the group gave up a Constitutional right to freddom of religion and halted construction.