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"These nice swingers have actually been approved for their “church,” but they will reportedly have to “prove worship is actually going on behind closed doors.”"

The First Church of Bacchus and Sexy-Time has pretty specific rituals that I'm quite sure the exhibitionists among the congregants will happily demonstrate for your viewing pleasure.

After all, one man's menage a trois is another man's "expression of reverence and adoration for a deity"...

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Wonder how they will celebrate the Divine Trinity?

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Pretty sure you have to pay Americas daddy, Bill O'Really royalties for using "No Bone Zone" in your article.

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Can we carpet bomb the entire city of Madison or at the least set some IsIs fighters free there to kill the majority of the town.

I'm seriously becoming more evil as I get older.

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I have a feeling this kind of fun has ONLY BEGUN. Thanks, pseudochristian Right!

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Badabump

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Kind of gives 'speaking in tongues' a whole new meaning.

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They let messicans in?!!!

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You'd think, since it's a church and all, that 'glory hole' would be more appropriate.

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The "Christians" NEVER, EVER think through their special snowflake "religious freedom" exceptions, because, to them, they have the only "real" religion on the planet.

This is why in a just universe there would be a brisk trade in providing food for hungry lions on arena floors.

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How could anyone not accept Levon Helm? That would be sacrilegious.

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And say "ahhhhh...."

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Nice try, Gandy but I still don't think it will increase your tourism.

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"...they will reportedly have to “prove worship is actually going on behind closed doors.”

Why no, we don't actually sacrifice the poor chickens, we just choke them a little bit. We're a non-violent denomination.

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christian swingles?

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