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john sundman's avatar

This discovery explains SO much!

Rea T's avatar

I have to admit the jeans make me a teeny tiny bit nostalgic because my dad used to do his morning jog in jeans and work boots. I was in high school before I woke up early enough to see him coming back from his run and realized that was what he wore. I don't know if he just was used to physical exertion in that kind of clothing from growing up on a farm, if we didn't have enough money for exercise appropriate clothes or WHAT. I think he got his first pair of tennis shoes when we got old enough to drive and he'd have to ride his bike 10 miles to work because one of us needed the car.

The jeans to exercise in thing is the only thing he has in common with RFK. My dad was a good dude who liked to learn things.

Jerry's avatar

Ali, you are 100% right. I've been hanging out in gyms for 60 years and I can tell bird legs when I see them.

πŸ•ŠοΈ ꕷꖹꕷꗍ β™Œ's avatar

My sister and I were looking through a cookbook years ago to find recipes for a dinner party when we came across a dish called Chicken Thighs Romano. We both laughed at that because it sounded like the name of an Italian mobster.

Ron's avatar

CHICKEN LEGS-CHICKEN LEGS-CHICKEN LEGS. Very funny post!

Howlin Wolfe's avatar

How about the Deer Foot Spirit Lady from β€œReservation Dogs” battle Bobby Wormbrain. I’m putting my money on the Spirit Lady.

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

"I don’t have a degree in science or medicine, and I have no certifications in physical fitness. Which works great because neither does our nation’s top health official. I am feeling very free and unfettered in terms of making authoritative pronouncements." --Ali Davis

Thank you Ali Davis! You're fitting right in with us members of a vile, angry snark mob.

Stanta Knows's avatar

He's got heroin needle tracks. He didn't inject in his arms because that's to visible. (sheer conjecture)

Wokey McWokeface's avatar

Meanwhile...

β€œWomen feel like they were lied to, that MAHA movement is a sham,” said Alex Clark, a health and wellness podcaster for the conservative group Turning Point U.S.A., which is closely allied with the president. β€œHow am I supposed to rally these women to vote red in the midterms? How can we win their trust back? I am unsure if we can.”

MAHA Moms Turn Against Trump: β€˜Women Feel Like They Were Lied To’

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/19/us/politics/maha-moms-glyphosate-roundup-robert-kennedy.html?unlocked_article_code=1.NlA.HC_U.6zVPNsubnezH&smid=nytcore-android-share

MAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

John Thorstensen's avatar

I like the newsletter name!

I'm an astronomer, so "Camelopard" sure rings a bell. Different kinds of variable stars are named after their prototypes, which have names consisting of letters and the genetive form of the constellation name; one subclass of the "cataclysmic variable stars" I study is the Z Camelopardolis (Z Cam) stars.

All these stars have white dwarfs in close orbit with other stars, accreting material transferred from the companion. White dwarfs have very deep gravity wells, so this releases a lot of energy. Z Cam stars accrete matter by way of a disk of material orbiting the white dwarf, and the accretion process is not stable, so they flare up frequently when the accretion rate goes up. And in this particular type, sometimes the disk goes into a high-accretion state for months or years, leading to a "standstill" where the star is bright.

Thus endeth the lesson.

The Covfefes ASAP!'s avatar

What did chickens do to you? I personally believe he does have nasty looking legs. Back in my day, the guys who worked out in street clothes were unhoused and had nothing else to wear. It was a necessity. Maybe RFKJr got in the habit during his days of addiction. So maybe he's hiding scars? But then again long sweat pants would cover that.

Sally Gombita's avatar

Here's my opinion on Bobby Brainworm: they lobotomized the wrong Kennedy.

Timberjack's avatar

I still can’t believe this absolute fucking loser weirdo douche-canoe is in charge of America’s health. May he get measles.

Lois Henry's avatar

I thought the jeans were because his legs were the actual Irish blood stark white color he was born with. This is a result of keeping his jeans on in the tanning booth - I know, I know, but it makes as much sense as anything he’s said about vaccines.

Maureen's avatar

I, too, have those Irish white legs; I will wear capris when the weather is warm.

Lois Henry's avatar

As do I . I rolled up my slacks to wade in the surf and blinded several fishermen with the glare.

Bigby's avatar

MY pet theory is that not only does he have scrawny legs, he'd be showing his H and 'roid tracks without jeans on. Allegedly.