I hate to break it you but he rode that exercise bike in bare feet. Human feet. I'm not saying his LEGS are not chicken legs, but his feet are human. Leaving sweat all over the bike pedals
I’m in my 60s but stopped wearing jeans in my 20s. I found that there were other styles and colors out there. I also learned about attire made for specific activities like exercising, swimming, cold/hot weather, rain/snow etc.
Though nobody has mentioned it, I’ll bet he wears the same shoes for all situations.
Chicken Legs McGoo wrote a poem to Olivia referencing his desire to hold her nose and face to force her to swallow. Ole Scratch even used rapist language in an ostensible love lyric.
And so I'm picturing him inverted, hanging by those dinosaur-derived talons, upside down, inserted into a Hieronymus Bosch work, depicting the hells of hell.
I work in jeans sometimes. They are hardy and wear well.
I would never work out in jeans though because chaffing omg. You rub a lot more vigorously when working out than you do when you are out working. It is not the sweat: I can attest to the fact that you get mondo sweaty out working in the field, especially when doing labor or when it is very hot. Tis the friction that is the thing.
Waving Occam's Razor over my head and screaming "Blood and souls for my lord Arioch!" here, but there are two equally plausible answers. The first, more prosaic answer is that he has a tattoo on his thigh so offensive that not only would it get him fired everywhere, but that little old ladies would punch him in the throat on the street if they knew about it. the second, more likely, is that HP Lovecraft was prophetic, RFK Jr. has the same problem with being seen without clothes as Wilbur Whateley, and that we'll hear about his twin brother who looks more like his father than he does.
I always assumed it was the self-loathing homophobia that kept him out of the locker room. But I stand corrected. Clearly he has chicken legs.
I hate to break it you but he rode that exercise bike in bare feet. Human feet. I'm not saying his LEGS are not chicken legs, but his feet are human. Leaving sweat all over the bike pedals
May he cross the road to get to the other side.
I’m in my 60s but stopped wearing jeans in my 20s. I found that there were other styles and colors out there. I also learned about attire made for specific activities like exercising, swimming, cold/hot weather, rain/snow etc.
Though nobody has mentioned it, I’ll bet he wears the same shoes for all situations.
Kid Rock is neither a kid nor a rock. He is a fungus.
Today we learned fungus can be pedophilic! But don't worry; so far, it's limited to Rhizopus kidrocki.
Ta, Ali. I'll join you: BOBBY BRAINWORM HAS CHICKEN LEGS! Pass it on.
I’ll venture Bobby Brainworms juices. He hides the skin-pops on his chicken legs under his rank sweaty jeans. Maybe Olivia Deez Nuzzi has insights.
Chicken Legs McGoo wrote a poem to Olivia referencing his desire to hold her nose and face to force her to swallow. Ole Scratch even used rapist language in an ostensible love lyric.
And so I'm picturing him inverted, hanging by those dinosaur-derived talons, upside down, inserted into a Hieronymus Bosch work, depicting the hells of hell.
Why not? Harlan Ellison wrote a story called "Hitler Painted Roses."
Witch cottages in Eastern Europe are built on chicken legs. Maybe RJKJR (pronounced "Jerker") is a witch house? I'm just asking questions.
Maybe Baba Jaga will hunt and eat him, and use his carcas to shore up her mobile foundations. A lady can dream.
It all makes sense now.
chicken legs is good. I'd add that I'll bet his legs are white guy yellow, not rugged outdoor guy like his body from waist to face.
I’m going to apply Occam’s razor and say that it’s because he’s a fucking weirdo.
Ali should guest some more. Loved this post.
Farmers work in jeans and people bike in jeans all the time so why's it considered weird for people to work out at the gym in (loose fitting) jeans?
I work in jeans sometimes. They are hardy and wear well.
I would never work out in jeans though because chaffing omg. You rub a lot more vigorously when working out than you do when you are out working. It is not the sweat: I can attest to the fact that you get mondo sweaty out working in the field, especially when doing labor or when it is very hot. Tis the friction that is the thing.
thing is, they're not loose-fitting.
Would you find it weird if he wore jeans in a hot tub? Because he did.
Waving Occam's Razor over my head and screaming "Blood and souls for my lord Arioch!" here, but there are two equally plausible answers. The first, more prosaic answer is that he has a tattoo on his thigh so offensive that not only would it get him fired everywhere, but that little old ladies would punch him in the throat on the street if they knew about it. the second, more likely, is that HP Lovecraft was prophetic, RFK Jr. has the same problem with being seen without clothes as Wilbur Whateley, and that we'll hear about his twin brother who looks more like his father than he does.
I'd like to punch him in the throat anyway because then he'd sound better.
Are his chicken legs scrawnier than Kid Rock's chickeny legs? Cuz, wow.
Chicken legs with track marks?