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WA Bishop's avatar

"Tod! Hold that g-d mirror STEADY!"

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Spurning Beer's avatar

<blockquote>A large portion of the Tea Baggers just got instant boners. BOOooooinG! </blockquote> I hope to Jah that this doesn't happen in the schwing states.

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jqheywood's avatar

Channeling Luke & Leia's mom?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

You betcha!

1. Walnuts is going to retire, 2. AZ is the one state in the Union with a large enough bat-shit-crazy demographic to send her to the Senate, and 3. AZ just happens to be where she's setting up shop. (Coincidence? Nope.)

Four years of saying stupid anti-Obama shit will qualify her for the nomination in 2016.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Wow, Herman Cain is going to make this year interesting...

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jqheywood's avatar

It's shaped just like a Telefunken U47.....

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jqheywood's avatar

nah...She's no Perot. Crazy whackjob that he is, he at least accomplished something tangible in private life. He founded and built up EDS and then Perot Systems, which is a whole hell of a lot more than the grifter from Wasilla!

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chascates's avatar

This is how the world ends. Not with a bang, but a shout of 'Ronald Reagan'.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Sarah's sexuality must be a lot like those old back lot western movie sets then. You know...the kind of Westerns Ronnie used to be in. This probably explains something.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

My office mate (evangelical) just asked me what was so funny. Thanks.

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fuflans's avatar

and something like 45 people retweeted it.

one of palin's most eloquent utterings.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Roger Ailes will vote for her. And that's a lot of votes.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

And Herman Cain to bring the crazy bread. mmmm ... crazy bread.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Can such a hard faced ice-queen even have an orgasm? I'm pretty sure Cruella Deville can't.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

The answer to that can be found in the documentary film "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" Script page 10: "Do not be alarmed if I start speaking in tongues."

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