TERROR IN THE HEARTLAND: MIDDLE EASTERN MEN FOUND WITH OVER 4,000 MINUTES
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CBS/AP Three men of Pakistani descent found with 1,000 cell phones -- men claim to be merely "most popular guys in mid-Michigan." Michigan counts as the heartland, right? The men had a Claude Allen-esque plot to get around Wal-Mart's "three phones at a time" rule by, uh, buying their phones three-at-a-time.
TERROR IN THE HEARTLAND: MIDDLE EASTERN MEN FOUND WITH OVER 4,000 MINUTES
TERROR IN THE HEARTLAND: MIDDLE EASTERN MEN…
TERROR IN THE HEARTLAND: MIDDLE EASTERN MEN FOUND WITH OVER 4,000 MINUTES
CBS/AP Three men of Pakistani descent found with 1,000 cell phones -- men claim to be merely "most popular guys in mid-Michigan." Michigan counts as the heartland, right? The men had a Claude Allen-esque plot to get around Wal-Mart's "three phones at a time" rule by, uh, buying their phones three-at-a-time.