A "blinking Christmas ornament" was put in the trash at the Pentagon Metro stop this morning, so of course the station had to be shut down, because terrorism.
The interesting thing about bomb identification is, you've always got your power supply, you've always got your detonator, you've always got your explosives. What you don't usually got is your blinky light.
Aren't the terrorists getting tired of winning all the time? I mean, it's like we're in the JV and they're the pros. They need to compete in a higher league.
The interesting thing about bomb identification is, you've always got your power supply, you've always got your detonator, you've always got your explosives. What you don't usually got is your blinky light.
It was probably one of those dancing Santas which I happen to know can easily be disarmed with a baseball bat.
Aren't the terrorists getting tired of winning all the time? I mean, it's like we're in the JV and they're the pros. They need to compete in a higher league.
Terror alert level has been raised to blinking red and green.
plus all those unattended packages under the tree.
But we're AMERICAN! deranged pussies. Best pussies in the world! Fuck yeah.