Hey, obey the new rules! Free rewards only go to people who: 1. Threaten to do something retarded 2. Actually change their minds and behave like a civilized person
I have a gun pointed at this bible and it’s going to get it unless I receive: One house broken puppy (must be a mutt) One case of Bell’s Two Hearted Ale. A date with Phyllis Diller. A Tesla Roadster (fully charged). Newt Gingrich’s head. A Gucci shoe tree. And a video of Rick Perry singing ABBA’s Dancing Queen. I am serious folks. Don't make me pull the trigger!
Terry refused the car unless the seats were stuffed with pages of destroyed Korans. Bad news, Terry: those are way loud. Your teenage son will curse you when he tries out the backseat for the first time.
I have a gun pointed at this bible and it’s going to get it unless I receive: One house broken puppy (must be a mutt) One case of Bell’s Two Hearted Ale. A date with Phyllis Diller. A Tesla Roadster (fully charged). Newt Gingrich’s head. A Gucci shoe tree. And a video of Rick Perry singing ABBA’s Dancing Queen. I am serious folks. Don't make me pull the trigger!
I have a gun pointed at this bible and it’s going to get it unless I receive: One house broken puppy (must be a mutt) One case of Bell’s Two Hearted Ale. A date with Phyllis Diller. A Tesla Roadster (fully charged). Newt Gingrich’s head. A Gucci shoe tree. And a video of Rick Perry singing ABBA’s Dancing Queen. I am serious folks. Don't make me pull the trigger.
So let's see, according to the Encyclopedia Hannitica, if a black man hates a white man, it's "Reverse Racism."
So if a preacher gets rewarded for reversing his position to suddenly act civilized and sane, that is what, "Reverse Al Qaeda" ... ?
Rectum-based logic sure is tricky.
*hands Prommie a fuck*
Yu go away, Jones!
My boss has offered to pay me a salary if I'll stop spending all day reading and writing wonkette. I'm thinkin' about it.
Hey, obey the new rules! Free rewards only go to people who: 1. Threaten to do something retarded 2. Actually change their minds and behave like a civilized person
I have a gun pointed at this bible and it’s going to get it unless I receive: One house broken puppy (must be a mutt) One case of Bell’s Two Hearted Ale. A date with Phyllis Diller. A Tesla Roadster (fully charged). Newt Gingrich’s head. A Gucci shoe tree. And a video of Rick Perry singing ABBA’s Dancing Queen. I am serious folks. Don't make me pull the trigger!
Terry refused the car unless the seats were stuffed with pages of destroyed Korans. Bad news, Terry: those are way loud. Your teenage son will curse you when he tries out the backseat for the first time.
I have a gun pointed at this bible and it’s going to get it unless I receive: One house broken puppy (must be a mutt) One case of Bell’s Two Hearted Ale. A date with Phyllis Diller. A Tesla Roadster (fully charged). Newt Gingrich’s head. A Gucci shoe tree. And a video of Rick Perry singing ABBA’s Dancing Queen. I am serious folks. Don't make me pull the trigger!
I have a gun pointed at this bible and it’s going to get it unless I receive: One house broken puppy (must be a mutt) One case of Bell’s Two Hearted Ale. A date with Phyllis Diller. A Tesla Roadster (fully charged). Newt Gingrich’s head. A Gucci shoe tree. And a video of Rick Perry singing ABBA’s Dancing Queen. I am serious folks. Don't make me pull the trigger.
I have no idea how that happened.
Stop me before I post again! Seriously, WTF happened? Now I have left "deleted by the user" stains all over the thread.
Terry won't care what his son says just as long as the boy stays still long enough for the Pornstache to finish up.
Youtube flood in 3..2..1