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Oh you're a texan? Lol that explains a lot!

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Change "Texans" to "Black" or "Hispanic" and you'd make one hell of a racist.

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The difference being that one can choose NOT to be a Texan.

One can also choose NOT to be an asshole, but I repeat myself.

Just like you did when you kept posting this same nonsense comment...

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You certainly aren't much of a man are you? And you complain about the rhetoric of others,lol

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lol, what a loser

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lol

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<i>Bee beep, bop, haboob a lot. (You gotta like haboobs a lot.) Haboobs a lot, haboobs a lot. (You gotta like haboobs a lot.)

They're big and round, They erode the ground. They're big and round, They erode the ground.</i>

Apologies to the Fugs

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<i>Galveston, 1991</i> Diane: “Skeet? Why he's off in Arabia to liberate Kuwait and kick Saddam's ass.” Edward: “Arabia? All that sand and heat and oil. It's just like Texas. How awful!”

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Smart-ass dictionary says 'dust' comes from Norse. I ain't ever heard a norse say anything but neigh.

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Twenty bucks says Team Wonkette has thirty words for dumbass redneck.

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"Sarah Palin."

Twenty-nine to go...

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I could do much better than that! But I do not care to.

OK - here's one more: "Alamo Furgitters."

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I thought an Algorism was "An Inconvenient Truth"

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Whut? Them's either "Grillin Meats" or "Jerky"

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Texas Weather Report translation:

Any reference to some place other than your town: "over yonder" Wind is "wind" A storm is "angry wind" A dust storm is "dirt wind" A rain storm is "water wind" A snow storm is "haw haw aintno global warmin"

"Over yonder, theres a angry wind comin' in. Back to you Billy Ron"

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And here I've always been a whiskey man.

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