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fuflans's avatar

OH HAI republicans:

sarah palin? rick santorum? christine o'donnell? michele bachman? rick perry? herman cain? donald trump? newt? ron paul?

by all means, keep it up.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I wonder what kind of <strike>standing ovation</strike> stomping Cruz would receive if he went back to Alberta.

There, fixed.

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

To be fair, repealing (or defunding, or delaying) ObamaCare WOULD kill a lot of people...

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Why, thank you..."dangerous extremist" was *exactly* the term I was trying to think of to describe Cruz.

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PubOption's avatar

Unfortunately, the one before Perry did get somewhere.

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PubOption's avatar

Cruz can't be an extremist, he's not a liberal / commie/ socialist.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Teaocrats don't seem to get that this guy would sell his grandmother down the river for political gain.

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PsycWench's avatar

<i>The commenter posted this two hours ago but is still scrubbing </i>

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Pretty sure the Democrats will give him a <i>nine</i> minute standing ovation and Lifetime Achievement Award after the Nov 2014 election.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Oh yeah, plenty of time. Put the hobo beans in a pot. Add vodka. Enjoy!

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PsycWench's avatar

<i>Just because most folks in D.C. see you as slightly more nauseating than the mental image of Chris Christie going reverse cowgirl on Darrell Issa doesn’t mean this isn’t part of America.</i>

I forgot what you were talking about because I had to run out and scrub my brain.

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PsycWench's avatar

Hard to make a list with negative numbers.

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PsycWench's avatar

You SAW it? Dear God...

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Not that I don't completely trust the truthiness of Daily Caller reporting or anything, but is this eight-minute standing ovation similar to the "thousands of veterans" that showed up last weekend for the Million Veteran March?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Oh, <i>plllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssse</i> Ted. <i>Plllleeeeeaaaaasssssssssse</i> run for preznit.

It's a clear sign of how popular you are by how many old white bigots vote for you in straw polls and early primaries. You’re going to go far without support from the institutional GOP, which you've pretty much alienated. Just ask presidents Perry, Bachmann, and Palin how well that worked for them why don’t you?

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Vienna Woods's avatar

You might be surprised. Alberta is full of right-wing fuck-weasels, including our Glorious Leader Stephen Harper.

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