Texas government officials would like you all to know that there is absolutely nothing to see in that story from last week about how Texas was all ready to sue Trump University for being a fraudulent scammy ripoff, but then suddenly the lawsuit went away,
Best plan I heard is to take the gen. ed. classes at the cheapest state school that's accredited, then transfer the credits to the school you actually want.
Ok this is a JOKE: Breaking News- there has been an unsuccessful attempt to assassinate GOP hopeful Donald Trump. Asked if he has any suspects FBI Chief Harvard Balls replied: 'Quite a few. We are proceeding on a process of elimination. So far we have eliminated most Quakers.'
Dylan Roof should try this defense strategy: Tell the folks in South Carolina that, in return for dropping the nine murder charges, he will leave the state for good, and they don't have to worry about any mass murders of South Carolinians from him anymore, and all will be good, y'all.
As a UK/Canadian dual citizen I have to tell you this Conservative Christian thing is the main cultural/political difference between the US and the rest of the English speaking world. In the UK there is no connection between Conservatism and religion- and half the population DOES'NT think the earth is 10, 000 years old. (But we've had a few in Canada- Stockwell Day) A preacher running for office would be the butt of endless jokes. When the last Trump opponent, Kaisich (sp) began his resignation speech: "The Lord has other... bla bla" I said 'Jesus Christ, not ANOTHER one. NO wonder Trump won- he's not a bible thumper.
Donald's only coherent statement: "Quack!"
Not enough chemtrails, vaccines causing autism, Big Pharma or GMOs poisoning us all.
Molly Ivins always said the Lege was the best free show in Texas.
I suppose she meant that it was the best horror and macabre humor show in Texas, but the best, nevertheless.
It's Exhibit B in what makes Texas so detestable.
East Texas is Exhibit A, and it's not even a contest.
Best plan I heard is to take the gen. ed. classes at the cheapest state school that's accredited, then transfer the credits to the school you actually want.
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Ok this is a JOKE: Breaking News- there has been an unsuccessful attempt to assassinate GOP hopeful Donald Trump. Asked if he has any suspects FBI Chief Harvard Balls replied: 'Quite a few. We are proceeding on a process of elimination. So far we have eliminated most Quakers.'
Dylan Roof should try this defense strategy: Tell the folks in South Carolina that, in return for dropping the nine murder charges, he will leave the state for good, and they don't have to worry about any mass murders of South Carolinians from him anymore, and all will be good, y'all.
As a UK/Canadian dual citizen I have to tell you this Conservative Christian thing is the main cultural/political difference between the US and the rest of the English speaking world. In the UK there is no connection between Conservatism and religion- and half the population DOES'NT think the earth is 10, 000 years old. (But we've had a few in Canada- Stockwell Day) A preacher running for office would be the butt of endless jokes. When the last Trump opponent, Kaisich (sp) began his resignation speech: "The Lord has other... bla bla" I said 'Jesus Christ, not ANOTHER one. NO wonder Trump won- he's not a bible thumper.
There are many, many reasons I wish I were a Euro resident but the enlightened view of organized superstition is at the top of the list.
Doesn't anyone use the word "bribe" anymore?
Could be worse. Was worse if you lived in West, Texas.
Avenues? That's some fancy Eastern ultra-lib concept.
Exile him to Texas
Well, it's a big ass!
Actually it's Lubbock in the rear view mirror. Most Texans will find this amusing, even those from Lubbock.