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You must get elected to a high state office in Texas first.

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There's a man who leads a life of dangerEveryone's on his tail but Texas RangersWith every move he makes another bribe he takesOdds are he will grift and steal forever

Secret AG man, secret AG manThey're servin' you subpoenas and you're takin' it on the lam.

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i'm pretty sure that the moment the senator was asked to lie on the stand the whole story would have fallen apart anyway - she's not going to risk her career for that

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was not white

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i am weirdly fascinated by it, TBH

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if he thought the guy was a genuine threat to life, WTF did he send his WIFE out first? you gotta wonder what she is thinking of all this 'i was afeared for my life, so i sent my wife out to start the car' bullshit he's suddenly spouting

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yes, but they had already peaked at that point

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i know right? someone should look into that for y'all

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♪ Ken's a man who leads a life of dangerTo everyone he meets he's ever strangerBut every move he makesReveals his courage fakeOdds are he will live to see tomorrow

Texas AG ManTexas AG ManYou've given up your conscience and taken 'way your shame

Beware of smiling faces that you findA smiling face can hide an evil mindOh, be careful what you sayOr Twitter will make you payOdds are you will live to see tomorrow

Texas AG ManTexas AG ManYou've sold your soul to MAGAts and rejected all the blame

Swinging on the Rio Grande one dayThen smuggling refugees to New York next dayYou think abortion is a sinWhile fraud's just a way to winOdds are you may live to see tomorrow

Texas AG ManIndicted AG ManWe'll soon give you a number and take away your fame. ♫

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'...paranoid idiots with big elaborate guns...'

Who needs an AI to render that? Jack 'The King' Kirby completely INVENTED the big elaborate gun trope back in the late sixties. Check out some of the gizmos Doctor Doom or The Mad Thinker threatened the entire world with right up to the point where bashful, blue eyed Ben Grimm clobbered them!

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I always up vote the use of the word "morans".

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In case you have not picked up on it. I always up vote "Fuck Ted Cruz". He is a POS. Actually, I just said it. So I'm gonna up vote myself.

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Fucking everyone in the country needs to start wearing body cams, to prove what absolutely lying shitstains these “people” are.

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He may be a guy with a gun, but he’s certainly not a “good” guy.

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Oh you silly Brits, thinking you understand the complexity of the US shitshow…😉

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we'll form a committee. I promise.

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