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All politics aside.

What a bad tie!!!!

It looks like something my 5 year old kids would have bought for fathersday right before I looked unimpressed by the gift and beat them

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“For instance, he's suing the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission to restrain it from enforcing a provision granting pregnant people the right to sue state employers to get reasonable accommodations.”

No not reasonable accommodations!!!!

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Winner of 2023's Smarmiest Smirk Award.

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Ken Paxton has the face of a man deeply satisfied with how he just got an elderly widow to sign up for a reverse mortgage that’s going to result in him owning her 4-bedroom home outright for the princely sum of $8,000 as soon as she croaks.

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The smirk that every country club kid has as he describes to his bros how he sexed up “the help” good and Daddy took care of the result.

We used to make guys like this asshole the villains in our Rodney Dangerfield films, and now they’re running the country. In the words of Kenny Loggins, I’m not all right with this.

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The knot sucks too

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Fuck those fucking fucks. Take their law licenses, and sue them for frivolous claims, with treble damages. Then take their salary and pension and benefits. They aren't being paid to be clowns in public.

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So, she got off easy?

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No, because he’s going to poison her Ovaltine if natural causes don’t get her as quickly as he’d like.

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Winner of the most punchable face awards ten years and running...

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You noticed that as well?

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When Paxton finally goes to jail, he is going to be one of those inmates who is always filing lawsuits isn’t he?

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The Dallas dimwitted dullard is "practicing" law again....or is he just whacking off as usual?

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I don't condone violence but he would look less creepy if he put his energies into strabismus surgery instead of wasting taxpayer money on stupid lawsuits

It does have that Josh Duggar resemblance thing going for it.

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Judge James Hendrix will give us one less reason to suffer manic depression.

https://m.youtube.com/watch...

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