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Oh, yeah! Faulknezzzzzzz... corncobwasarightgorgeousthing...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Damn!! Don't know why I'm so anti-Faulk.

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And Stalin, for that matter.

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Who is in charge of counting dildos in Texas?

“Five, six, seven!” Too many! You’re under arrest!

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What’s fascinating about the map showing decriminalization of same sex marriage is those central plains and mountain west states that decriminalized in the 1970’s like WY, SD, ND, and IA would criminalize it in a heartbeat today.

It’s really crazy how politics has changed in the last 50 years. Conservatives are running so counter to where most of society is they have become a bunch of far right radicals.

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I want Virginia’s miscegenation laws to come back, just for a fleeting second, to fuck with Clarence Thomas’s happiness.

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They don’t care about the UNBORN.

Everything Texas has done to restrict abortion access has also reduced access to prenatal care, and increased maternal mortality rates.

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Apparently no one has standing to sue Trump for emoluments violations. Several cases were brought, because of foreign money going to his business properties, but no one could show any direct harm so cases were dismissed.

There’s a law against emoluments, but no way to enforce it apparently. In the last 232 years of this Constitution running things, emoluments violations never really came up as a matter of law.

There’s so much Trump revealed we’ve been able to skate by on, because Presidents, even shitty horrible Presidents, had that minimal amount of integrity.

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I suspect the dildo limit is based on an "intent to distribute" kind of thing. But, maybe I just can't think of all the places you might put them.

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It's that illegal Sabbath dildo that tips over the edge

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If I had a nickel for every time...

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As with abortion, those in power will always find a way.

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/\ YES!IA used to be kinda fun to live in, because college towns abounded with filthy hippies and their libtard clan. <3 Now? Iowa City is even getting less liberal.... which I thought would be a NEVER HAPPEN thing. Boo. :(

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Haha It was the first thing I noticed too.. Like what the heck was goin' on over there in Illinois?

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If the Texas or Mississippi Republicans think that the Supreme Court overturning Roe will be the end of it, they will quickly have another thought coming. There are far too many Americans, that won’t fight back if that happens

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That’s why the GOP is going to commit political suicide if they don’t eventually become more moderate

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I 've had 6 cystoscopies. The concept is vastly worse than the reality. Not in the same universe as the pain after a knee replacement and it is over very quickly. Also not nearly as uncomfortable as having a platelet rich plasma injection into your shoulder joint (platelets don't like lydocaine so no local)

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