Unwashed troglodyte taint Randy Weber, a leading Wonkette candidate for Legislative Shitmuffin of the Year, has returned to grace us all with some high quality incoherence today. What has Randy’s knickers all knotted and crammed up his rectum like a Pocket Rocket dildo? Oh, just that Our Most Exalted Star of the Firmament, Barack Hussein Obummer, is wasting all his time
Randy, honey, here's a list of other things you could impeach the president for: Breathing while black Kissing white babbies Making Bush look even worse by comparison Not being another pudgy pale white guy Correctly pronouncing difficult words such as "nuclear" Having a hot wife
I doubt if any of them will work, but, then again, neither will the ones you've come up with so far. Good luck getting the president to actually do something that's an impeachable offense!
Every time I see/hear a Republican in Congress pretend the President isn't the only fucking adult in Washington I want to nail my tongue to a board so I can have my hands free while I smack myself in the head.
You gotta know when you throw your hat into the "Stupidest Texan In Congress" ring that you're facing some pretty tough competitors!
Mr. Weber is just disappointed because when he tuned in to see Obama "Between Two Ferns", they turned out to be leggy houseplants, not leggy blondes.
He forgot to have him stop parachuting into Syria and gassing little kids!!! damn that should have ranked kinda high on the list,right behind giving Peggy Noonon some vodka after bombing Russia
[Tea Party Caucus] YO! [/Tea Party Caucus]
Randy, honey, here's a list of other things you could impeach the president for: Breathing while black Kissing white babbies Making Bush look even worse by comparison Not being another pudgy pale white guy Correctly pronouncing difficult words such as "nuclear" Having a hot wife
I doubt if any of them will work, but, then again, neither will the ones you've come up with so far. Good luck getting the president to actually do something that's an impeachable offense!
Every time I see/hear a Republican in Congress pretend the President isn't the only fucking adult in Washington I want to nail my tongue to a board so I can have my hands free while I smack myself in the head.
Okay, up to that point I was going to call the game for Pucky, but this may be a valid counterstroke.
You gotta know when you throw your hat into the "Stupidest Texan In Congress" ring that you're facing some pretty tough competitors!
FERNGHAZI !!!!11!111!!!
From Texas you say? No thanks.
Mr. Weber is just disappointed because when he tuned in to see Obama "Between Two Ferns", they turned out to be leggy houseplants, not leggy blondes.
Typing with your paws is a definite handicap time-wise....
He just wants to rake him over the coals.
Neither is Benghazi, but YOU try telling that to Randy Weber.
Freshly-scrubbed troglodyte taints "across the globe" curse Randy Weber for making them all look bad.
He forgot to have him stop parachuting into Syria and gassing little kids!!! damn that should have ranked kinda high on the list,right behind giving Peggy Noonon some vodka after bombing Russia