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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

[Tea Party Caucus] YO! [/Tea Party Caucus]

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Randy, honey, here's a list of other things you could impeach the president for: Breathing while black Kissing white babbies Making Bush look even worse by comparison Not being another pudgy pale white guy Correctly pronouncing difficult words such as "nuclear" Having a hot wife

I doubt if any of them will work, but, then again, neither will the ones you've come up with so far. Good luck getting the president to actually do something that's an impeachable offense!

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Jared James's avatar

Every time I see/hear a Republican in Congress pretend the President isn't the only fucking adult in Washington I want to nail my tongue to a board so I can have my hands free while I smack myself in the head.

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Jared James's avatar

Okay, up to that point I was going to call the game for Pucky, but this may be a valid counterstroke.

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BeachLoafer's avatar

You gotta know when you throw your hat into the "Stupidest Texan In Congress" ring that you're facing some pretty tough competitors!

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Painter of Goats's avatar

FERNGHAZI !!!!11!111!!!

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schmannity's avatar

From Texas you say? No thanks.

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Painter of Goats's avatar

Mr. Weber is just disappointed because when he tuned in to see Obama "Between Two Ferns", they turned out to be leggy houseplants, not leggy blondes.

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Painter of Goats's avatar

Typing with your paws is a definite handicap time-wise....

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Painter of Goats's avatar

He just wants to rake him over the coals.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Neither is Benghazi, but YOU try telling that to Randy Weber.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Freshly-scrubbed troglodyte taints "across the globe" curse Randy Weber for making them all look bad.

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Capt.Jim's avatar

He forgot to have him stop parachuting into Syria and gassing little kids!!! damn that should have ranked kinda high on the list,right behind giving Peggy Noonon some vodka after bombing Russia

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