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Blue Man's avatar

Big whoop, Texas reinvents Krampus. And they couldn't even come up with an original replacement.

Robyn Ryan's avatar

If he died alone, who was there to hear his last word?

Robyn Ryan's avatar

I was assigned to 21st NORAD, which covered East Coast up through Canada. We were assigned Santa Claus script.

Robyn Ryan's avatar

Standard Christian. They've gone over to the dark side.

DaManOnThStreet's avatar

Post-bleaching - to restore its original fleshy hue, of course!

DaManOnThStreet's avatar

Same town, different neighborhood.

DaManOnThStreet's avatar

Was covering-up the alien 'Santa' invasion a consultation-prize your unit got instead of being allowed to fake the moon landing?

DaManOnThStreet's avatar

Your CO almost blew the cover of the ENTIRE Khmer Rouge 'Western-Lit' Code-talking spy-communication program! Be more careful next time!

DaManOnThStreet's avatar

Next time, Take. NO. Prisoners!

Screw the Rules of Engagement - it's her Army vs yours!

DaManOnThStreet's avatar

Of course they do - he's the essential link in the ongoing arms-for-drugs trade!

Major is my Spirit  Animal's avatar

Not real, they didn't shoot Grinch 8 times. He is "colored (green)" so there's that incongruity.

Also too an alien, from the looks of him.

Jay Hansen (I.C.E.B.U.R.G.)'s avatar

Since he's no longer Sphincter of the House of Reprehensibles, why is Newt Grinch still relevant?

Bill Kossler's avatar

I have one bone to pick with you: Having garlic in your soul HAS to be a good thing. Garlic is second only to salt.