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Big whoop, Texas reinvents Krampus. And they couldn't even come up with an original replacement.

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If he died alone, who was there to hear his last word?

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I was assigned to 21st NORAD, which covered East Coast up through Canada. We were assigned Santa Claus script.

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Standard Christian. They've gone over to the dark side.

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Post-bleaching - to restore its original fleshy hue, of course!

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Same town, different neighborhood.

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Was covering-up the alien 'Santa' invasion a consultation-prize your unit got instead of being allowed to fake the moon landing?

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A flambé!

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Your CO almost blew the cover of the ENTIRE Khmer Rouge 'Western-Lit' Code-talking spy-communication program! Be more careful next time!

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Next time, Take. NO. Prisoners!

Screw the Rules of Engagement - it's her Army vs yours!

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Jello and salt-peter.

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Of course they do - he's the essential link in the ongoing arms-for-drugs trade!

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Not real, they didn't shoot Grinch 8 times. He is "colored (green)" so there's that incongruity.

Also too an alien, from the looks of him.

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Since he's no longer Sphincter of the House of Reprehensibles, why is Newt Grinch still relevant?

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I have one bone to pick with you: Having garlic in your soul HAS to be a good thing. Garlic is second only to salt.

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