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Count Awesome's avatar

Armadillos transmit leprosy, from what i understand, so maybe there could be some good ol' fashioned bible punishment for them.

Bozi Will Remember 1-6-2021's avatar

Hope I did not cause you to "lose face".

btwbfdimho's avatar

Wait, I saw Jesús walking on the Rio Grande!

Aaron's avatar

How else is the person holding the sign up going to know what it says if they turn it around? DUh! Didn't they teach you scholers with your fancy schol edumacation n e thing!!1!!!1

Queen Méabh's avatar

My father always said he didn't want to go to Heaven, because all his friends would be in "the other place." :-)

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Well that makes one more reason why I will refuse rapturing. I have no intention of spending eternity with stupid and ignorant people.

Querolous's avatar

i'd settle for a VeeDub.

Count Awesome's avatar

And to think these people somehow missed out on the Heavan's Gate cult...

Count Awesome's avatar

Tim Tebow is a perfect example of a homeschoolers having the 'opportunity' to play for a local public high school.

gingerland62's avatar

They are not meeting Texas educational standards? Really, that can happen?

Brexit Saboteur's avatar

"Ayup"…?* Evan's almost turning Yorkshire! I'll have to train him and mould him into being a proper Yorkshire-person.

*Though the correct spelling would be 'Ehoop'. Or 'Eyoop' if you're a West Yorkshire-person (I'm from Sheffield, that's South, we're not really considered proper Yorkshire by some).

He needs a flat cap - and we'd have to swap Lula for a whippet, obviously…

It's gone 7, I need brekkie. Mornin' fellow Sanity Saviours! 🙃😛😎

devans00's avatar

I'm impressed with the daughter who ran away to get herself some book learning. How did she figure out what to do and how to do it?

bardgal's avatar

Child abuse. Seriously. Where is Child Protective Services?

bardgal's avatar

Ayup is N'England speak, as in BAHSTIN.