I was there on a high school band trip in 1972. Couldn't ride anything though because I had dropped acid that morning. Still had a wonderful experience. I had no idea so many people dressed up to go there; it was like the bar scene in Star Wars.
I hate to break the news but USA Today is completely wrong. Texas Department of Insurance (I know, an oxymoron) does required licensing and an annual inspection of amusement rides. It&#039;s another law where you pick your insurer, you pick the inspector. But I did want to clarify that USA article is inaccurate: <a href="http://www.tdi.texas.gov/co..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.tdi.texas.gov/commercial/indexamusemen...">http://www.tdi.texas.gov/co...
But hey, move to Texas, ya&#039;ll, because <a href="http:\/\/www.texaswideopenforbusines...\/ca.php" target="_blank">it&#039;s open for business!</a>
Governor Perry will soon be making a commercial to entice theme park businesses to come to Texas where he will claim the laws of gravity are not regulated.
He&#039;d probably be worried about being being misidentified as the ride.
INPEACH!
but they still have to pay for parking
New slogan for Six Flags - Are you brave enough to ride the killer roller coaster?
I was there on a high school band trip in 1972. Couldn&#039;t ride anything though because I had dropped acid that morning. Still had a wonderful experience. I had no idea so many people dressed up to go there; it was like the bar scene in Star Wars.
You think that ride is unsafe? Don&#039;t even go near their chili-dogs.
I hate to break the news but USA Today is completely wrong. Texas Department of Insurance (I know, an oxymoron) does required licensing and an annual inspection of amusement rides. It&#039;s another law where you pick your insurer, you pick the inspector. But I did want to clarify that USA article is inaccurate: <a href="http://www.tdi.texas.gov/co..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.tdi.texas.gov/commercial/indexamusemen...">http://www.tdi.texas.gov/co...
I knew there was no way a Fabio joke wouldn&#039;t have already been made. Curse work. Curse it!
But hey, move to Texas, ya&#039;ll, because <a href="http:\/\/www.texaswideopenforbusines...\/ca.php" target="_blank">it&#039;s open for business!</a>
Just rename the ride &quot;The Abortion Clinic&quot;.
Texas will Shut. That. Shit. Down.
<i>Six Flags Will Investigate Roller Coaster Death Itself</i>
Six Flags will then find they did nothing wrong, but the passenger did - so their insurance company won&#039;t soil itself.
And besides, every roller coaster should have a potential body count. It just ups the &quot;thrill factor&quot;. Duh.
Governor Perry will soon be making a commercial to entice theme park businesses to come to Texas where he will claim the laws of gravity are not regulated.