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He'd probably be worried about being being misidentified as the ride.

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INPEACH!

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but they still have to pay for parking

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New slogan for Six Flags - Are you brave enough to ride the killer roller coaster?

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I was there on a high school band trip in 1972. Couldn't ride anything though because I had dropped acid that morning. Still had a wonderful experience. I had no idea so many people dressed up to go there; it was like the bar scene in Star Wars.

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You think that ride is unsafe? Don't even go near their chili-dogs.

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I hate to break the news but USA Today is completely wrong. Texas Department of Insurance (I know, an oxymoron) does required licensing and an annual inspection of amusement rides. It's another law where you pick your insurer, you pick the inspector. But I did want to clarify that USA article is inaccurate: <a href="http://www.tdi.texas.gov/co..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.tdi.texas.gov/commercial/indexamusemen...">http://www.tdi.texas.gov/co...

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I knew there was no way a Fabio joke wouldn't have already been made. Curse work. Curse it!

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But hey, move to Texas, ya'll, because <a href="http:\/\/www.texaswideopenforbusines...\/ca.php" target="_blank">it's open for business!</a>

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Just rename the ride "The Abortion Clinic".

Texas will Shut. That. Shit. Down.

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<i>Six Flags Will Investigate Roller Coaster Death Itself</i>

Six Flags will then find they did nothing wrong, but the passenger did - so their insurance company won't soil itself.

And besides, every roller coaster should have a potential body count. It just ups the "thrill factor". Duh.

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Governor Perry will soon be making a commercial to entice theme park businesses to come to Texas where he will claim the laws of gravity are not regulated.

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