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i would like to say i am more interested in TX voter restriction shenanigans than i am by the accompanying article 'high school girl loses her hair in shop class accident'.

but that would not be true.

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Louisiana joke: "What's the difference between a coonass and a jackass? The Sabine River." It's kind of our Texas neighbors to keep it as fresh as ever.

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He's registered in Israel, not Texas.

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But not in cosmetology classes.

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When you can't win on your merits, cheat like a motherfucker.

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<i>Parsons says none of this is a problem; voters who’ve been wrongly purged from the rolls can simply show up and vote anyway.</i>

I foresee no problem here. None at all.

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Do they need to call in alive three days after they are officially dead?

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You know, you think you're alive and well in the year 2012 and then something like this comes along.

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