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Actually, ICC, I think that their wives/mistresses/daughters are disposable.

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The fruit of abstinence only sex education.

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☺️ It wasn't you!!

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That's America under the PATRIOT Act

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They have brought about the end of American empire

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Yer killin' me lol

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Could we please see the list of possible complications of childbirth, including "ruining the life of another human being because you are as shitty at parenting as you are at everything else"?

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And if you get fired on Mars, you have to walk all the way home.

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Hey, what's the matter with the Oxford comma?!?

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They have been imposing mandated government speech in reading false "scripts" to the person seeking an abortion which I cannot understand how this cannot be a violation of our 1st Amendment rights.

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Fortunately for desperate Texans, New Mexico is right next door. We've got legal abortion. We also have legal weed. We're glad to see Texans as long as they go back home.

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Hell, just enslave 'em. It's the Texas way.

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I've seen my bf's podiatrist use a Dremel on his feet, which are even worse than mine. Plus, he's so flat-footed that his feet are just rectangular solids.

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That particular complication is particularly common if your name is Trump.

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A lot of doctors are going to be advising their patients not to tell them about past abortions.

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I have literally pointed out to anti-vaxxers that the VAERS website has a disclaimer that the information collected is not scientific and is not proof of anything and they still insist that it does in fact prove vaccines cause everything from autism to male pattern baldness.

The people I feel bad for are the researchers who use VAERS as it was intended, to look for patterns that may require serious investigation. There’s so much junk data in it now that it’s nearly impossible to separate the signal from the noise.

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