Would you like to guess which state is gaying up their marriage situation? It is Texas! Only they are not doing it neatly, in an easy-to-follow series of coherent events, they are completely donking it up. But go ahead and have some champagne anyway, because did you hear the part where some people got gay married in TEXAS?
Ken Paxon's straight marriage is OBVIOUSLY SERIOUSLY THREATENED by these two women, one of whom is dying, being able to legally call each other "my wife." Why can you stupid liberals not see this OBVIOUS SERIOUS FACT? Sheesh.
Mazel Tov to the happy couple! So Texas lets them get married 'cause one of the nice ladies may be dead soon, so it's a temporary act of mercy? This seems kinda like the Make-a-Wish Foundation for the LBGT community.
It is fortunate that the wonderful state of Texas resisted the urge to execute these two lovely women.
I kinda want to divorce MisterBarry, find me a nice gal, and just get gay married all over Texas. On principle.
Ken Paxon's straight marriage is OBVIOUSLY SERIOUSLY THREATENED by these two women, one of whom is dying, being able to legally call each other "my wife." Why can you stupid liberals not see this OBVIOUS SERIOUS FACT? Sheesh.
I guess I don't have to strike down my ban on Texas yet then. Maybe in June.
Does this mean that Louis Gohmert can finally wed his mancrush Ted Cruz?
I suppose that God might smite Texas for this lapse of bibble following, however, he (ETA: or she - As Shelby says, don't discriminate) already did.
Wouldn't it be easier to just move to Utah so you can marry them both?
Okay, if the probate judge and the county clerk allow/require gay marriage, that should just about do it. But have we heard from the sheriff yet?
Glad to see Texas standing up to The Gay Agenda, because as we've seen in states where it's legal, it's total bedlam and...
...oh, no big deal?
Carry on.
Since actual innocence is no bar to executions in Texas, it could still happen.
Mazel Tov to the happy couple! So Texas lets them get married 'cause one of the nice ladies may be dead soon, so it's a temporary act of mercy? This seems kinda like the Make-a-Wish Foundation for the LBGT community.
So far....
Isn't it enough that these two women can open carry? What more do they want?
I don't see a problem, as long as the gays involve enough guns in their marriage ceremonies.
He could bring back the wildfires you had a few years ago
Take away Austin (and Shiner Bock)?