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They’re already ramping up for the war.

“When do we get to use the guns?”

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Their profiles probably specify Latinas only.

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They didn't mistake it for a human. They mistook it for an immigrant.

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Nature? Nurture? Republican? Who can explain it.

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Considering our racist prison system, it's a safe bet they'd be the minority in any Texas prison. Are these state or federal charges? Federal, and they'd be forced to send them to a northern prison to avoid that thing. They shouldn't have a problem with Black inmates. They're Americans, after all.

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Thugs. That was the first word that came to my mind.

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Not a bullet. He used a shotgun. Two shots, two hits. Everyone's lucky there weren't more injuries or deaths. He must be one of those who favors a tight pattern.

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Like a common Jeb Bush!

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Nah. He got himself an Immigrant Hunting License at this place on the internet.

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I imagine that Rupert, at this stage of the game, decided vermin's a little too Nazi-blatant. Give them time.

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That border patrol shit in the middle of nowhere is BS. My dying rural Midwest town could sure use the jobs created by one of these Shakedown Stations, and just think of the potential prison profits.

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Amen. Let the Department of Corrections "correct" them.

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I tried to teach my javelina to say, "Ow! My balls!" Nada.

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Now who would want to give those fine young men a ticket?

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Sheppard/Sheppard 2028

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That one DA in Texas charged poor old Bernie just for killing Shirley MacLaine and she was being a real pain in the ass.

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