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Virginia Smith's avatar

Somebody needs to run against Abbott. Texas needs new leadership

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marcus816's avatar

FCK and FTPUSA.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

There's no better way to destroy something than to force it on teenagers.

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teri Gray's avatar

Another job for the Church of Satan.

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archy's avatar

The only reason I don't want the south to secede is that there world be Russian airbases in Texas within a week.

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oscarphile's avatar

And LGBTQ+ reeducation camps the following week.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

A copy of Art of the Deal given to every couple on their wedding day?

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Chapter Two: Writing the Prenup for your Third Wife

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John Strycharz's avatar

That nightmarish scene in 1984 where adults fearfully glance at their brainwashed kids singing "The future belongs to us" is a cherished dream for RethugliKlans.

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Furiouser and Furiouser's avatar

Idk much about TPUSA and plan to keep not knowing much about them, but aren’t they kind of, what’s the word, misogynists? Seems like female students might have a case for discrimination if their school allows a club for people who oppose equality.

Yeah, I crack myself up too.

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Nemo's avatar

Shitler Youth

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archy's avatar

Seig heil, y'all.

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IMPOed's avatar
1hEdited

Toilet Paper USA, wipe this shit off of the face of the earth!

https://substack.com/profile/155628850-impoed/note/c-186361250?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=2knnzm

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Man of the woods's avatar

Creating the US version of the Hitlerjungend

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Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Abbott demanding a TPUSA club in every school is the kind of authoritarian cosplay you get when a man mistakes student government for a conquest of the Alamo. And the best part is they keep calling it “freedom” while mandating it at knifepoint.

If a Democrat tried this, half of Texas would be hiding their kids under the floorboards to protect them from Marxist crochet clubs.

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No Quid Bro Code's avatar

The Holy Martyr’s Free Speech Campaign will soon be mandatory for all to participate in. Texas government officials will release acceptable free speech to have.

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ShrillKitty's avatar

| it probably would not kill the Left to get it together and start pushing for similar student organizations

Club America? Or ...

Inflatable Antifa Frog's After-School Genderqueer Proletarian Dance Dance Revolution Party?

Let the kids decide!

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

That graphic - is that razor wire to keep the kids in?

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marxalot's avatar

what a bunch of losers

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