Put on your official Charlie Kirk diapers, teenagers! It’s time to make high school even more uncomfortable and cliquey by urging teenagers to choose a political side, dammit! And defend it to the death! You think your friend from home room who believes in diversity and equality can be trusted? Think again! I hope Texas welcomes the kind of cordial, respectful and completely fair discussion of issues that Charlie loved by welcoming Young Democrats, Atheists and Humanists groups into their schools. Let’s all embrace politicians turning our public schools into political battlegrounds to prevent any empathy or free thought or independence from seeping in.
Teenagers, please ignore anything these Republican politicians are trying to push you into. Decide what you believe in based on your own values.
Club meets Monday morning, 6:30 AM, in the storage room next to the janitors closet. No snacks. Everyone has to wear a matching uniform, heavy on the polyester, shiny. Must wear it all day. Pass out the pep rally songbook at the first meeting, a cappella.
So what would happen if all the gays, blacks, browns, and liberals were to join the club and vote in rules banning racist, homophobic and misogynistic members?
Remember, most Kirk fans will deny that he was racist, homophobic or misogynistic. They certainly deny that he was hateful. He simply loved the Lord and the Bible, and the Bible says white, heterosexual men are simply the finest people, made in His image. And they will tell you Charlie wasn’t misogynistic, he just knew his wife’s role and her place, which is to serve men and raise the babies. Come to think of it, Charlie might be pissed if he knew his widow isn’t at home every day taking care of their children. She’s busy touring the country scolding everyone and taking over the busy role leading TPusa. No wonder she’s so angry. Her children lost both their parents that day.
Please, someone get close to Abbott, when he is near stairs, and kick the wheelchair down the stairs and let’s see if he can really walk like the rumors have said for years. And even if he can’t walk, who cares cause he’s still a fucking piece of shit.
10 years ago that might have brought on a swing of the banhammer, but I suspect that the enforcers have taken up day drinking in self-defense, and it’s impacting their aim.
"In most cases, students start new clubs themselves."
But if we let them do that, they make form clubs that indoctrinate kids into the woke mind virus. It’s better that we create clubs that will teach them the correct opinions to have.
"...it probably would not kill the Left to get it together and start pushing for similar student organizations designed to counter the influence of TPUSA on young people, if only to ensure that young furries everywhere do not have their litterbox privileges revoked. (Also because we want to win elections.)"
Im not happy with the current state of affairs.
I’d like to contribute to the “Disenchanted MAGA Riflemen’s Club”.
Put on your official Charlie Kirk diapers, teenagers! It’s time to make high school even more uncomfortable and cliquey by urging teenagers to choose a political side, dammit! And defend it to the death! You think your friend from home room who believes in diversity and equality can be trusted? Think again! I hope Texas welcomes the kind of cordial, respectful and completely fair discussion of issues that Charlie loved by welcoming Young Democrats, Atheists and Humanists groups into their schools. Let’s all embrace politicians turning our public schools into political battlegrounds to prevent any empathy or free thought or independence from seeping in.
Teenagers, please ignore anything these Republican politicians are trying to push you into. Decide what you believe in based on your own values.
Club meets Monday morning, 6:30 AM, in the storage room next to the janitors closet. No snacks. Everyone has to wear a matching uniform, heavy on the polyester, shiny. Must wear it all day. Pass out the pep rally songbook at the first meeting, a cappella.
What am I forgetting?
your rallying theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv0jav4lNsk
I couldn’t finish listening to it, but yes, that seems sufficiently hideous.
Getting a good supply of Fraktur-typefaced pamphlets to hand out at lunch hour?
What size font?
and a theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv0jav4lNsk
So what would happen if all the gays, blacks, browns, and liberals were to join the club and vote in rules banning racist, homophobic and misogynistic members?
Remember, most Kirk fans will deny that he was racist, homophobic or misogynistic. They certainly deny that he was hateful. He simply loved the Lord and the Bible, and the Bible says white, heterosexual men are simply the finest people, made in His image. And they will tell you Charlie wasn’t misogynistic, he just knew his wife’s role and her place, which is to serve men and raise the babies. Come to think of it, Charlie might be pissed if he knew his widow isn’t at home every day taking care of their children. She’s busy touring the country scolding everyone and taking over the busy role leading TPusa. No wonder she’s so angry. Her children lost both their parents that day.
Ta, Marcie. I'm glad I only have to read about shit like this; not live it.
Hopefully this will be shot down and die a quick death.
"TP" means something other than "Turning Point" to me.
"TPUSA" as I understand it could well be an acronym for the Apricot Antichrist to define as The Constitution.
Satanic Temple on Line 1.
They want in on this action. If it comes down to who are the cool kids, we know who's going to win.
I think we all know what the Youngs think about clubs the Olds want them to join
Please, someone get close to Abbott, when he is near stairs, and kick the wheelchair down the stairs and let’s see if he can really walk like the rumors have said for years. And even if he can’t walk, who cares cause he’s still a fucking piece of shit.
10 years ago that might have brought on a swing of the banhammer, but I suspect that the enforcers have taken up day drinking in self-defense, and it’s impacting their aim.
Do you know what Republicans and Slinkies have in common? They're both fun to push down the stairs.
"In most cases, students start new clubs themselves."
But if we let them do that, they make form clubs that indoctrinate kids into the woke mind virus. It’s better that we create clubs that will teach them the correct opinions to have.
It’s gotta be really tough for republicans to convince people other than their ignorant base that they still consider “democracy” a thing.
I admit, when I saw “TPUSA in every home” I immediately thought of toilet paper rolls covered in American flags.
Since you put it like that…
"...it probably would not kill the Left to get it together and start pushing for similar student organizations designed to counter the influence of TPUSA on young people, if only to ensure that young furries everywhere do not have their litterbox privileges revoked. (Also because we want to win elections.)"
I'll meow to that.
" ... should be reported immediately to the Texas Education Agency,” Gov. Abbott told reporters... "
"Wait, what?? Ain't that just 4H? Ain't that alls the ejucatin' we gots or needs?!"
Texas Education Agency Special Agent will arrest for aggravated non-conformism.
Not just any Texas Education Agency Special Agent. Texas Education Agency Special Agent Maxwell Smart.
The kids are going to love his shoes.