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Nounverb911's avatar

Is that dorky guy in the funny hat with his little gun picking up his Viagra prescription?

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FauxAntocles's avatar

Why do you resist? We're only trying to improve quality of life.

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ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©'s avatar

It makes his barrel go up.~

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

The Viagara is for the gun. The dork hasn't found anyone interested in his penis.

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Baconzgood's avatar

If you criminalize criminals with guns then only....uh....2 AMENDMENT FREEDUMBS BEBGAZZI FAST IRS FURY OBAMA CARE!!!!!!

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docterry6973's avatar

I know that when cops shoot black men they are always right and our heroes. When the cops try to limit white criminals' access to firearms, are they still heroes or not? It gets confusing.

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PsycWench's avatar

"Yeah, I see you eyeing my contact lens solution and Preparation H. Don't even think about it".

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Hey, it ain't like he killed anyone yet!

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

if lawmakers “go against my God-given rights, I will continue to walk around with an AK-47.” --Kory Watkins, dork in a hat

He should try that with a different hat.

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CapnFatback's avatar

Kory Watkins . . . a man so mean, he once shot a man just for snoring during Watkins's speech at a pro-gun rally.

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Baconzgood's avatar

You can pry my pizza rolls out my cold sead hands.

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texasace00's avatar

Thats just fine, here in Texas they are finally tired of this guy's shit...him and his buddies are being charged with harassment, he's fucked, good!

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SayItWithWookies's avatar

But even the deferred adjudication disqualified him as a “good Texan” eligible to carry a handgun.Sorry, Kory Watkins -- if you want to do something stupid, dangerous and unregulated in Texas, you'll just have to open a fertilizer warehouse.

Read more here: http://www.star-telegram.co...

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It's Just Toomush's avatar

Why do gun droolers always talk about 'God-given' rights? The right, confusing as it is, is in the Constitution, written by folks who wanted to distance religion as far as possible from secular government management....

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MOG253's avatar

Ah TX where grocery stores and churches have "no gun" signs. Like my Verizon office.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Would that be a dork-pie hat?

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