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Thom Lee's avatar

Bet ur won a them Teapublicans ain't ya? If that was so, it would be happening on the coasts not the Bible Belt.

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Thom Lee's avatar

Dangerous too!

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Daniel Sinkhorn's avatar

No, if anything, God is punishing the bible belt for its hate.

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Danny Mathey's avatar

You old fart ! I told you NOT to take that Brown L.S.D. back in the 60's..

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John's avatar

Source?

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Teto85's avatar

Strange, now that it's underwater, Texas not so scared of FEMA.

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Bishop of Bath and Wells's avatar

"It was HAARP and Chemtrails and jade helm!"

The Unholy Trinity

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Boy, you're a clueless conspiracoid who believes everything you read. Any fule kno that it´s YOG-SOTHOTH in the Pentagon, not Nyarlathotep (who is actually hiding in plain sight as the being known to the world as "Nobama").

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Bill Nye said extreme weather events are a predictable result of climate change.

Well, you know what else Bill Nye says?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

No, silly. It's those stamps they send out at holiday times for you to stick on your letters. You know, HAARP seals.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

So it an infrastructure issue?

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OGIS's avatar

I see you didn't get the Memo. Last minute scheduling slip-up. YOG-SOTHOTH had to make an emergency trip to Mitgard and it was the replacement (that mook Nyarlathotep) who got trapped instead. But Asmodai was, as usual, screwing around with some damned dead hooker and did not change the proof of the promotional material before it went to the printers. Big screw up. Big. Heads rolled.

At least I think they were heads...

Oh, and as for Obama, well, he's really Elvis.

I like your avatar pic.

If you're really like that, can I be your abject love slave?

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Your point being...? Let those people have their lives destroyed and the perps don't even get mocked in public? That seems odd, even for an oil-company troll.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I KNEW it was something like that. In our post-racial era, blaming time-travel Obama for everything is the answer.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Private colleges would have to follow the same rules because... freedom?

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Alex Grey's avatar

The taboo has been committed!

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