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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. Schools don't come in batches; that's cookies.

Christopher Gregory's avatar

This looks like a job for The Satanic Temple! LOL!

Nemo's avatar

I've lost patience with christianism. OK, it's worse than that. I lost patience with it 58 years after enduring 14 years of Catholic schools The range of infallibly declared doctrines of catholicism is so broad that you can claim any god-damned thing you want is supported by some christianist doctor of the church. Add in Augustine, Luther, Calvin and Jimmy Swaggart and it's beyond a cluster fuck. Sheesh!

Resource NW's avatar

the convicted felon is tossing about accusations of insurrection against the citizens of Minneapolis. Please remember that for MAGGOTTs every accusation is a confession.

Resource NW's avatar

The last narrowboat has been pulled from the mud at Llangollen in a dark, foggy and cold night operation. I will try and reduce my jokes about Brits (except Fukui). These guys are something else.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBQJqxZsq4I

Stephen St John's avatar

Steve Schmidt (I think it was him, but I do watch a lot of videos) showed a video yesterday of a bunch of people singing religious songs in the White House, and wondering why things like that don't get more coverage. Good thing to bring up.

kmblue187's avatar

They don't even try to hide it.

John Ranta's avatar

Corrected this, “The comptroller’s office said it has implemented “additional safeguards” to “ensure every participating school complies with Texas bigotry”.”

ReSister For Life Callyson's avatar

Oblig:

"Oh, for fuck's sake."

- God

Colbert Thorenson's avatar

Ah, school vouchers where conservatives go to not carefully ask for shooting off their own dicks by destroying rural schools where surprisingly, many of their voters send their kids.

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

My pencilnecked gop Rep Kevin Kiley here in Calibama is a big-time proponent of "school choice" and charter schools. That's all the info I needed to know he's never been to this side of the Sierra. He wants us over here in some of the poorest parts of the state to fund private schools in his wealthy 'burb of Granite Bay. I can't wait for the election when his gerrymandered ass gets the fuck outta here. Unfortunately, we got redistricted into Tom McClintock's district, and he's just as bad.

Randy Bender's avatar

Whar Libertarians? /s

Pub Option's avatar

They don't want to be considered anti-TEFA.

CzechJournalists's avatar

i had thought Texas public schools were pretty ass when i attended them myself in the 80s and 90s. single party pub rule for decades has made them so much more ass now.

innocentbystander's avatar

The Paxton Paradigm: Ask TX-AG Ken Paxton for legal guidance then don't do that.

Fifth Dentist's avatar

Satan School would be awesome!

SethTriggs's avatar

Oh yeah that makes sense, the unreconstructed are behind the ethnonationalist, racist transnational criminal syndicate that is the MAGA movement, including Maladministration 2.0. So it follows that their unreconstructed state-based regimes of terror follow the same model.

It is definitely all about the Christian nationalism though and making sure that other religions get eliminated in the USA.