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There's always Willie Nelson -- a strong argument for permitting the state to exist.

fuflans's avatar

and of course, brazil is actually doing quite well right now thank you. weathered the global meltdown far better that good ole us america.

and prettier.

fuflans's avatar

i have al jazeera bookmarked. i like to conspicuously display it when wingtard friends visit.

oh wait, no that never happens. i don't have any of those friends.

fuflans's avatar

so reading between the lines here, it seems that texas is like an advanced breed of orcs that were spawned out of mud.

i'm good with that.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Word. The only way a teacher can move from the classroom to the main office is by having every shred of decency surgically removed. (I've had some bad experiences - ymmv)

TundraGrifter's avatar

Next time I sign a Michele Bachmann petition, it's going to be "Al E. Cat."

Or, to really freak 'em out, "Ali Kat."

MissusBarry's avatar

Brown person Brazilian, brown person Ay-rab. Po-ta-to, po-tah-to.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

"Taking pictures at Texas high school football games is unlawful? Since fucking when?"

Boom. And that's how you push back, Brazilian guy.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Texans like their football with more head trauma.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

They call it "The One Star State" for a reason.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Not to mention "Al Franken", "Al Gore" and "Al Bania". But they loves them the "Al Ammo" and "Al Yukoneet".

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Can we not bomb Brazil? I was kind of hoping to take a trip there some day.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

We should send Flavor Flav to ask people what they think about 9-11.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I can appreciate their apprehension. That whole 9/11 thing happened in the United States of America. Texans try not to get too involved in foreign affairs.