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Condo-Man-- Protector of overpriced apartments!

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able to leap HOAs in a single bound!

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thanks for the alt text- I was thinking the same thing

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"I'm for that" because even though he knows and admits he's shitting all over millions of people, shoving his religion down their childrens' throats, he doesn't care- because they don't count

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Ignorant of history; ignorant of philosophy; ignorant of psychology; ignorant of biology and ignorant of economics.

That it emanates from a Texas teabagger, however, is the one thing that is not a surprise.

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Not even that - he's probably the guy who has to order more soda lids and decide if they're going to go with reguar or spicy mustard in the condiment dispensors.

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Yes, let's get sex ed out of classrooms. After all, Mr. Mahroum didn't need no book-learnin' at 16 to knock some pretty young thing up.

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and a paper hat

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Q: Is our Teabaggers learning?

A: No.

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Remember when the tea party was just people who wanted fewer restrictions? For about five minutes?

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I like where this is headed. Just consider: Texas takes learning out of schools. Texas secedes from the union. Texas students stop lowering the Ph of the gene pool for the rest of us.

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That name Mahroum sounds middle eastern to me, particularly if you pronounce the h as in Ahmed. How well do his plans mirror Sharia law?

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