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Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

Tear down that tree, Mr Grinch!

J Goodwood's avatar

death by a thousand elected pricks

Gawd I LOOOOOVE this site!!!! (Fcking AWESOME!)

Free's avatar

This is the problem I have with government being involved in health care, stinky republicans fapping to our records. You don't know how much I wish that the independence of women did not depend on their tax dollars

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

unless Valley and Big Bend touch and stuff, they all be islands of blue. So there are three islands, or maybe an isthmus?

Alex Grey's avatar

Another day, another post of this image...

Querolous's avatar

Hippocrab(infested)dick!

JAWs's avatar

Well Texas goverment does tend to have that "not-so-fresh feeling" so you can understand the temptation to send one.

JAWs's avatar

I think Texas is too busy building one around a woman's vajayjay (wouldn't want them to start sneaking over and trying to acces thier own bodies now would we?)

BackDoorMan's avatar

... is there some reason they couldn't be both?

Historicat's avatar

Plus there's always the chance that some patient records might "accidentally" get released.

Stuff happens.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

That state sure as shit went downhill fast.

From Scranton With Love's avatar

Overflowing with Democrats. Imagine that.

PubOption's avatar

He sees a future in DC if he can stop D&C in Texas.

alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

Once LBJ betrayed them with the Civil Rights Act, they realized Republican-landia was their natural habitat.

calliecallie's avatar

I think all the women of Texas should move to another state. Maybe also too the women of Arkansas, Louisiana et al. Leave those men down there with their guns and ammo. Let them get their own sammiches and beers. Pretty soon the mess will pile up and they will start to rethink their decisions, but by then it will be too late.