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even the butterfly nets are bigger in Texas

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yeah, but mine bounced...

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you may have smoked them, but did you inhale?

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nadine was epic. just epic. (and perhaps we regarded her less with reverential horror and more with reverential awe: sheer, inspirational, mind-bending lunacy)

here is a sample: <a href="http://wonkette.com/221645/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://wonkette.com/221645/bush-has-been-vampirin...">http://wonkette.com/221645/...

and if you do not feel like time-traveling, here is just a single beautiful paragraph:

<i>This is what they have been doing nonstop since 2004, undermining me with this technology and then telling everyone I’m not strong enough. This is exactly what domestic violence terrorists do, they force you into dependency and trap you in their battering downward spiral of hate. Oprah’s right, we need a MAJOR LEAGUE INTERVENTION. I woke up with symptoms of the flu on Sunday morning and I’m sure it was planted somewhere by the termites who use surveillance to terrorize instead of protect, under order from the “absolute power only” option terrorists in the executive branch. I am sorry if I am not wording things well, but I am very sick and I am a human being and not a robot. That is the whole point here, we are all human beings and we should be stopping lying criminals and their lawyers from this obstruction of justice using robots as the new standard. In God we trust, and lawyers want to pretend they are God, and so do Bush and Cheney, but they are vampires of the public trust and we need to do a reality check through the Office of Special Counsel with a major league intervention.</i>

i miss nadine.

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Mi pardonpetas, jam pasis longa tempo ekde kiam mi lernis Esperanton kaj mi forgesis plej grandan parton de kion mi lernis. Kion signifas \"kranfikado\"?

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<a href="http:\/\/img.moonbuggy.org\/cow-negro-dog-all-die\/" target="_blank">Cow, Negro, Dog All Die</a>

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God damn it, Texas.

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Also impossible, unless she was in a Petri dish.

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So, the Judge, Rep Akin, and Steve King are forming a band:

Big Head Todd and the Monster.

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Black Helicopters. Scary Black Helicopters.

And, apparently, APCs, although that's a new one on me..

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As I understand IVF, they start off a number of sperm-ovum pairs, and select out the most viable blastula (or whatever it is). Does he have pictures of the rejected siblings, I wonder?

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"Imagine the sight of a bunch of wingnuts camping out in the streets of Lubbock, Texas, with their gubmint guns, for weeks, waiting for U.N. shock troops to descend on the town, waiting, waiting… "

And the signs they would carry, the glorious misspelled signs! Can't wait.

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Honestly, how does any macho right-winger give baby-Sean any credibility after that wuss-out? I do think he's lost a bit of traction because of it. On the unfortunately not that infrequent occasions when an interlocutor brings up something baby-Sean has said, I respond by asking if he ever got waterboarded, and that at least shuts 'em up.

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I can almost visualize the cuddling.

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Lubbock Giant Pussy!!!

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Well, he didn't say the US or any modern military, he said UN troops. So, my money would be on <em>any</em> local PD in the US to be better armed than a UN "force".

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