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Tiny kaiju's avatar

A few years ago the husband fish & I visited Nova Scotia. Several of the folks that ran the B&Bs we stayed at mentioned that the Maritime Provinces liked the idea of joining up with New England. They felt the Maritimes were fed up with being ignored by the rest of Canada and that New Englanders seemed to fed up with the rest of U.S.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Doin' my best. :-\\

Lot_49's avatar

You betcha! No way the Decessionists or whatever you'd call them would want East St Louis.

Or Chicago, with its thug Irish politicians like Barry O'Bama.

Lot_49's avatar

And people say the Germans have no sense of humor....

malsperanza's avatar

That there is the whole problem. United is just a code word for Socialist. It should be replaced with something less commie, like, say, Confederated.

malsperanza's avatar

To keep things simple, I suggest Nottexastan.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

If that's the case, please add Maine to the list you <strike>maverick</strike> horse's ass.

malsperanza's avatar

Bluest state in the Union. IL is welcome, as long as it leaves behind a couple counties on the Indiana border and that Blago guy.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Aren't those all the states where Mitt owns houses?

PsycWench's avatar

Does Patterson know that "America" is short for the <b>United</b> States of America?

Lot_49's avatar

And without all the jerbs at these US&A-owned <a href="https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/List_of_military_installations_in_Texas" target="_blank">facilities</a>.

Lot_49's avatar

Who wants to be Military Governor of Tejas?

Let's see: first, we're going to instruct all those "schools" on the difference between football and education.