25 Comments
User's avatar
BarackMyWorld's avatar

"I don’t know about you, but Barack Obama ought to be impeached."

Taken literally, he is saying he doesn't know if the people he is talking to should be impeached. But if he had included "I think" in the second part of the sentence after "but," he would be highlighting that what he is saying is just an opinion and would probably (in his own mind, at least) sound less persuasive.

In summary, this guy sounds like a huge moron.

Expand full comment
𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

At a truck stop near you...

Expand full comment
Jared James's avatar

hahaha Too soon.

Expand full comment
𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Does Wishbone make a Black Caesar dressing?

Expand full comment
𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

No need to control the media, when you have media that herds your sheep for you.

Expand full comment
𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

They're <a href="http:\/\/www.texasinvasives.org\/pest_database\/detail.php\?symbol=11" target="_blank">well on their way to running Texas now. </a> Maybe we just need to exercise a bit of patience.

Expand full comment
𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Maybe <i>reading the fucking article</i> is beyond their intellectual capacity.

Expand full comment
𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

A testament to the resiliency of the capitalist system. It's the kudzu of economic theories.

Expand full comment
𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

When the Antichrist is in the White House, is it politics or religion? Is a puzzlement!

Expand full comment
PubOption's avatar

If I remember, the Lieutenant Governor does most of the work, while the Governor does the grandstanding.

Expand full comment
PubOption's avatar

It might sound more like 'nigra' in a Texas accent.

Expand full comment
Incoming Ham's avatar

Dewhurst (being the most ethical of people) is really throwing stones from a glass house.

Expand full comment
Jared James's avatar

I always suspected Governor Goodhair of having migrated south from Lake Wobegon.

Expand full comment
PsycWench's avatar

Every day that I read the news I am reminded of the damage inflicted when "self-righteous" and "stupid" come together. But at least they kicked out the journalist, because controlling the news media is not something that Nazis or Communists have ever done.

Expand full comment
MonkeyMotion's avatar

Fk. Maybe all out nuclear war <i>is</i> the best solution. Really, these idjuts like Douchehurst are beyond hope.

Time to let the ants and cockroaches have a shot at running the planet. They can't fk things up any worse.

Expand full comment